He sang of an Angel once,
I listened to him for months
He sang of an Angel once,
I listened to him for months
But he'd never repeat
That heart warming feat
He sang of an Angel once,
I listened to him for months
But he'd never repeat
That heart warming feat
Cause he OD'd just like a dunce.
A ham sandwich choked Mamma Cass
A ham sandwich choked Mamma Cass
She wasn't a petite little lass
A ham sandwich choked Mamma Cass
She wasn't a petite little lass
But with her lung power
Oer the Pappas she'd tower
A ham sandwich choked Mamma Cass
She wasn't a petite little lass
But with her lung power
Oer the Pappas she'd tower
Like the Pope overseeing a Mass.
Now I'd like to bring
You, to The Lizard King
Jim Morrison died
And the groupies cried
Now I'd like to bring
You, to The Lizard King
Jim Morrison died
And the groupies cried
Ne'er more "Crystal Ship" would he sing.
It's such fun to remember old songs
It's such fun to remember old songs
The singers used to be strong
Now wimpy voiced Britney
It's such fun to remember old songs
The singers used to be strong
Now wimpy voiced Britney
Just gives me a fit-ny
A singer? Oh, please, that's so wrong!
Bocelli's got me in a tizzy
His dazzling voice makes me dizzy...
Bocelli's got me in a tizzy
His dazzling voice makes me dizzy
In Italian Restaurants
His voice does haunt
"Water, please, make it fizzy!"
"Pelligrino-- Bellisimo!"
Goes very well with the Bucco!
Look, Osso's here!"
She'll give good cheer.
It's an Italian Restaurant-O!
Scusi mi- I got carried away!
(You like this sorta thing? You oughta come to my dinner party in Venice...under "General")
Scusi mi - I got carried away!
Italy calls, and I must obey!...
Thank you! I'll try to pop in sometime!
Scusi mi - I got carried away!
Italy calls, and I must obey!
The land of my family
Hello, Napoli!
But heck, they didn't stay!
I've never been there, myself
I've never been there, myself
So Naples, to me's much like Delft
Thought it's hillier, much
And they don't speak in Dutch
I've never been there, myself
So Naples, to me's much like Delft
Thought it's hillier, much
And they don't speak in Dutch
So I've put my plans on the shelf.
Some day I'll see Capri
Some day I'll see Capri
When from this farm I shall flee-
Some day I'll see Capri
When from this farm I shall flee-
And they will welcome Rosie!
'Cause she'll be a Newbie
Some day I'll see Capri
When from this farm I shall flee-
And they will welcome Rosie!
'Cause she'll be a Newbie
Then she'll sit and gaze at the sea
The deep, deep blue sea and the flowers...
The deep, deep blue sea and the flowers
In Hawaii ,where I'll spend my last hours
With spiked tropical punch
And fresh pineapples for lunch
The deep, deep blue sea and the flowers
In Hawaii ,where I'll spend my last hours
With spiked tropical punch
And fresh pineapples for lunch
And a warm tropical shower.
We're going to a Hukilau
We're going to the hukilau
Where there's luscious rum and plenty good kau kau
