BTW you guys, I've never joined the mile high club, more's the pity.
funny you mentioned that, i'm in a quandry of sorts here myself, throwing my non refundable airline ticket away or driving to the west coast with a swedish stripper that lives in the tenderloin.....
ah, Irish, you be in a stew.
Mile high Mikey don't know what to do.
with a stripper named Tipper,
On a trip passed the dipper...
Ah, Irish, you be in a stew.
Mile high Mikey don't know what to do.
with a stripper named Tipper
On a trip passed the dipper
Oh Mikey, what's in it for you?
Oh where did I get all this energy?
Oh where did I get all this energy?
Must be some kind of copious synergy,
you can have my ticket diane, i think i'll take my chances
Oh where did I get all this energy?
Must be some kind of copious synergy
Keep moving, can't stop
My lid's going to pop
Oh where did I get all this energy?
Must be some kind of copious synergy
Keep moving, can't stop
My lid's going to pop
and I haven't yet found if it's near her "G".
The samurai checked out his sword....
The samurai checked out his sword..
'Twas a ritual he did when when was bored
The samurai checked out his sword..
'Twas a ritual he did when when was bored
Then he sharpened the edge
And he cut down a hedge
The samurai checked out his sword..
'Twas a ritual he did when when was bored
Then he sharpened the edge
And he cut down a hedge
Then ran from the pillaging hoard
Japanese movies are great
Japanese movies are great
(Though this Tom Cruise film sounds second rate)
Japanese movies are great
(Though this Tom Cruise film sounds second rate)
Tom may pass as a second-rate lawyer
But please, not a Samurai Warrior.
Japanese movies are great
(Though this Tom Cruise film sounds second rate)
Tom may pass as a second-rate lawyer
But please, not a Samurai Warrior.
We don't want his head on a plate.
Richard Chamberlain gave it a try,
Richard Chamberain gave it a try,
Oh try it on me, said I
as young Dr. Kildare
he was handsome and fair........
Richard Chamberlain gave it a try,
Oh try it on me, said I
as young Dr. Kildare
he was handsome and fair
As many will testify
Gosh, how many years ago's that?
Gosh, how many years ago's that?
It was around about Begin and Sadat
Gosh, how many years ago's that?
It was round about Begin and Sadat.
And his Bourne Identity,
Went on to infinity,
Gosh, how many years ago's that?
It was round about Begin and Sadat.
And his Bourne Identity,
Went on to infinity,
And now, Hawaii is where he's at.
He was the King of "Made for TV"!
He was the King of "Made for TV"
Every time you switched on, there was he
He was the King of "Made for TV"
Every time you switched on, there was he
Great looks and great voice
He'd sure be my choice
But he wouldn't be interested in me
My hope is awakened by Dean
He's smart, courageous and clean