A cat flap is a conundrum
Their squeals heard over the humdrum
A cat flap is a conundrum
Their squeals heard over the humdrum
Cav put screws top AND bottom
He thought that had taught 'em...
A cat flap is a conundrum
There squeals heard over the humdrum
Cav put screws top AND bottom
He thought that had taught 'em
But he neer realized they had bum drums.
The polecat was sweet and demure
The polecat was sweet and demure
of his pole he was quite secure
The polecat was sweet and demure
of his pole he was quite secure
He was sure of his sweet
But could he compete?
the polecat was sweet and demure.
Of his pole he was quite secure.
He was sure of his sweet,
but could he compete?
I think so, cause musk is his lure
Now should you want double entendre...
Now should you want double entendre
Come over and check out my laundre....
Now should you want double entendre
Come over and check out my laundre
(She said that for the guys,
The nun's habit's a disguise
But it doesn't leave us in a quandary!)
Diane, dear, we know you too well!...
Diane, dear, we know you too well!
Like Twain, she'd rather tour hell
And change dull old habits......
Diane, dear, we know you too well!
Like Twain, she'd rather tour hell
And change dull old habits......
for better sobeits
Diane, dear, we know you too well!
Like Twain, she'd rather tour hell
And change dull old habits
for better sobeits...
So where are you moving, pray tell?
Diane's joining the famous "Mile High Club"...
Diane's joining the famous "Mile High Club"
and looking for more than a back rub
Diane's joining the famous "Mile High Club"
And looking for more than a back rub.
It's obvious to me,
This is more than a spree,
She wants lots of the old fashion subs.
There was once a man called Quarter
There was once a man called Quarter
Who didn't know as much as he orter
There once was a man called Quarter,
Who didn't know as much as he orter.
He hung around alleys,
He frequented galleys,
There once was a man called Quarter,
Who didn't know as much as he orter.
He hung around alleys,
He frequented galleys,
Then finally ran for the border.
Let's get out of here -quick
This country is making me sick!
Let's get out of here-quick
This country is making me sick!
With a few corporations
Who want to rule nations
