My hope is awakened by Dean
He's smart, courageous and clean
He raises your hopes
He don't suffer dopes
My hope is awakened by Dean
He's smart, courageous and clean
He raises your hopes
He don't suffer dopes
And we hope George Bush he will cream
But Hillary's crashing the party
But Hillary's crashing the party
She's always been such a smarty
Her choice, though, in men...
But Hillary's crashing the party
She's always been such a smarty
Her choice, though, in men
Was wayward, back then
But Hillary's crashing the party
She's always been such a smarty
Her choice, though, in men
Was wayward, back then
She should have used her karate.
You see, Hillary's not that inviting
Bill didn't find her exciting
You see, Hillary's not that inviting
Bill didn't find her exciting
She said no to cigars...
You see, Hillary's not that inviting
Bill didn't find her exciting
She said, no to cigars
And said "Kissing spreads SARS!"
And "Saxophone music is frightening!"
She moved to Upstete New York
She moved to Upstate New York
With her husband in tow (what a dork!)
We wish she had left him
In DC with Miss M...
She moved to Upstate New York
With her husband in tow (what a dork!)
We wish she had left him
In DC with Miss M
And poked 'm in the a_ _ with a fork!
But alas, Bill came for the ride
He had nowhere left to hide
But alas, Bill came for the ride
He had nowhere left to hide
It's a little disarming
How his flaws make him charming
But alas, Bill came for the ride
He had nowhere left to hide
It's a little disarming
How his flaws make him charming
While he "got some" on the side.
And now, Willy's up in Harlem
And now, Willy's up in Harlem
He went there with Eminem
They started to rap
tap, tap a tap tap
Got the ladies going to 4 am
Boogie down, sistaz, shake dat ass
No my good man I think I'll pass...
Boogie down, sistaz, shake dat ass
No my good man I think I'll pass...
Well, maybe a tango
Or even fandango
But I'll leave the shakin' up to the next lass.
I'm in the mood for a Highland Fling
I'm in the mood for a Highland Fling
A Morris dance, and then we'll sing
with pipes a'playin
me lass a'layin
a haggis we shall bring.
Playing loose with a Limerick's meter
does wonders for his St. Peter...
Playing loose with a Limerick's meter
Does wonders for his St. Peter
He shouldn't blame
This syntax game!
His Peter Meter's a cheater!
He's a poet from Planet X
I'm a poet from Planet X
with an interest in human sex
You see, on our world
there aren't any girls
so it's either man love or a flex.
These poems are way out of hand
These poems are way out of hand
Way off in Neverland!
These poems are way out of hand
Way off in Neverland!
Jacko would approve
They sure do move
Words around like shifting sand
A question of the night
Should set us off just right....
A question of the night
Should set us off just right.
The question is: "Why-
Would any guy,
A question of the night
Should set us off just right.
The question is: "Why-
Would any guy,
Get up so early to write !
Soft, gently he caressed her
Covering her in myrrh.....
