Faint heart never won fair lady
Except when that lady is Sadie
'Cause our girl's not too choosy
She's that kind of a floozy
She likes to get laid and get paid-y!
hiama, provide us a line,
Or the whole thread will get out of time
When you finish, you start
What is it? It's not art
If you don't leave us something to rhyme.
Here's a new line for my friends
On the limerick thread that ne'er ends....
Here's a new line for my friends
On the limerick thread that ne'er ends
Though it sometimes slows down
Here's a new line for my friends,
On the limerick thread that ne'er ends.
Though it sometimes slows down,
It can always be found,
If we're willing to slog through the fens.
and where are the people we knew?
and where are the people we knew?
Seems some have gone out for a brew
Some tea or some coffee
Some weed or some toffee
Whatever it takes, gets you through
A drink at the end of the day
(I'm not supposed to do this:)
A drink at the end of the day
Helps to soothe all those blues clean away
So what is your pleasure?
We'll drink us a measure
A good slug of whisky
Will sure make you frisky
Some porter, some sack
Just knock it all back
Is this three, or four?
Who's counting? Some more!
With plenty gin in
It will make your head spin
There once was a girl from Hempstead
Who owned a green pet elapid
Her mind fell to ire
And her thoughts to fire
And her brains became overdid
Now, someone should call the firefighters
Now someone should call the firefighters,
Cause a gang has just claimed they're tire lighters.
That greasy old smoke
Now someone should call the firefighters,
Cause a gang has just claimed they're tire lighters.
That greasy old smoke
is really no joke
Security should have been tighters.
An eel is always delicious...
An eel is always delicious
Now, that makes me feel suspicious
An eel is always delicious
Now, that makes me feel suspicious:
Eel meat again?
Don't know where, don't know when
An eel is always delicious
Now, that makes me feel suspicious:
Eel meat again?
Don't know where, don't know when
As long as someone else washes the dishes!
I am under the weather a bit
I am under the weather a bit
Well we hope that you're soon feeling fit
I am under the weather a bit.
Well we hope that you're soon feeling fit.
Here's some tea for you, max,
To prevent quack attacks,
I am under the weather a bit.
Well we hope that you're soon feeling fit.
Here's some tea for you, max,
To prevent quack attacks,
Here's hoping you'll get back your true grit.
I once knew a gal from Poughkeepsie
Who cured colds with a fifth of rye whiskey
I once knew a gal from Poughkeepsie
Who cured colds with a fifth of rye whiskey
She drank herself well
and that's when she fell
off the wagon crying "Man, that was risky!"
An elephant always remembers....
An elephant always remembers,
And this pachyderm lifts heavy timbers.
Be his ears big or small,
An elephant always remembers,
And this pachyderm lifts heavy timbers.
Be his ears big of small,
Or greased with cortisol
An elephant always remembers,
And this pachyderm lifts heavy timbers.
Be his ears big of small,
Or greased with cortisol
them ears they always be limbers...
A cat flap is a conundrum....
