Have you ever fuc*ed in a bed?

One time I put my penis INSIDE this girl's vagina!!!

I thought it was a pretty good prank, until my penis started petrifying, WHILE STILL INSIDE!!! So embarassing.

And that's not even the half of it. After seven seconds or so, my penis THREW UP inside the very same girl's pivates!


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That sounds scary. I don't think I'll be doing that any time soon!

It's a gaffe I hope never to repeat!

LOLOLOLOL!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

You're big and red. Can I touch you?

Just don't spill any juice.