Quote:Sometimes when I'm feeling kinky, I'll do it across the bed sideways, instead of laying the long way. I'M CRAZY!
Amateur. I've not only done that, I've done that with the lights on!
What about fuc*ing in a water-bed? Anyone done that? Does it help or hinder the thrust motion?
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Lemme think. I've had sex on the beach, in the woods, in a van, in a car, in a closet, in a tree house, in a jacuzzi, the living room, the dining room, the kitchen, the bathroom, in the traffic circle outside Kennedy Airport...oh yes! I also did it in a bed. Whew! Good thing I remembered that!
Has anyone ever done it on a couch?
Better than that.... a loveseat
In a bed? Yeah I once knew this very kinky lady, we did it in a theatre and in her bed, very exotic.
I was reading Penthouse Forum one time and this guy said he was nailing this broad on the couch. I slapped the magazine shut. He expected me to believe that!?
I cancelled my subscription.
Couch - yeah loads of times - rock n roll man.
Has anyone ever done it in a Robin Reliant?
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"I met a girl from venus, and her insides were lined in gold
Well, she did what she did said how was it, kid?
She was politely told
Pretty good, not bad, I cant complain
But actually everything is just about the same"
How about in a meat grinder? One of those big industrial ones that can grind up an entire cow.
I did that once. The woman slipped and was eaten alive by the machine. Fortunately, I had climaxed already.
Quote:Sometimes when I'm feeling kinky, I'll do it across the bed sideways, instead of laying the long way. I'M CRAZY!
ok......I really haven't done that......I just wanted everybody to think I was cool.....I've always
wanted to do that.....but I just can't bring myself to do it in front of my teddy bear nite lite.
Try doing it horizontally first. As you get more comfortable, increase the angle until you are eventually across the bed. It may take some time.
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OMG
I just realized something...
DorothyParker is poetseductress!
long time no see.
or is Sue, Roxy, Poet and Dorothy!
Now now ladies, you arent ganging up on me are you? I'm getting flashbacks of the school playground.
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Bella Dea wrote:or is Sue, Roxy, Poet and Dorothy!
You know what I was thinking the other day when all this started between tinker and dot?
i'm the other one and Wanda!!!! Remember them?
yes, I do think tink and dot are the same person....definitely.
Dorothy Parker wrote:Now now ladies, you arent ganging up on me are you? I'm getting flashbacks of the school playground.
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Wasn't too long ago either, was it?
Dorothy Parker wrote:Now now ladies, you arent ganging up on me are you? I'm getting flashbacks of the school playground.
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Wasn't too long ago either, was it?
Well, I'm flattered, but you're wrong.
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