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Have you ever fuc*ed in a bed?

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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 02:53 pm
If I'm wrong, you shouldn't be flattered.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 02:55 pm
Just flattered by all the attention Intrepid.

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 03:00 pm
Everyone's a bit jumpy at the moment, Dorothy. We've had a batch of weirdos come through all at once, but personally, I don't think you fall into this category from what I've seen of your posts.

Welcome to A2K.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 03:02 pm
Well thanks for the support Lordelpuss. Bit scary on here sometimes isnt it?

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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 03:06 pm
dorothy, I think you are a fruitcake, fruitcakes are always welcome.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 03:06 pm
DP.....There are some strong characters here but when you get to know them, they are a brilliant bunch, believe me.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 03:08 pm
Hey that's all I'm trying to do Lordelpuss.

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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 03:20 pm
Quote:
Try doing it horizontally first. As you get more comfortable, increase the angle until you are eventually across the bed. It may take some time.


Hmmm.....maybe if I have a few drinks first......

Quote:
There are some strong characters here but when you get to know them, they are a brilliant bunch, believe me.


Yes, we's smart! Cool
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 03:30 pm
Modest too!

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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 03:54 pm
Razz
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 04:01 pm
dyslexia wrote
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dorothy, I think you are a fruitcake, fruitcakes are always welcome.


You're not wrong there.

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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 04:37 pm
The other night I was strokin' my lady and it got so good to her you know what she said? Let me tell you what she said... she said "Stroke it Bi-Polar, but don't stroke so fast... and if my stuff ain't tight enough you can stick it up my woooo!!! I be strokin'.....
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 04:44 pm
A related thread, with a bon mot by JLNobody...

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=479910&highlight=bed#479910
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jul, 2006 04:53 pm
I've started reading that thread again. It's an a2k classic..
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willywagtail
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 04:42 am
The meaning of the word fuc#
Hi Intrepid,,
bet you didn't expect an answer. Well, you've got one.

Fornication
Under the
Consent of
King

It was actually the King's right to test out a yound woman before she was married. This is where the word originally started.
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Tico
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 07:09 am
Sorry, willywagtail, but acronyms were just not done in those days.

Check out Snopes
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 10:52 am
Re: The meaning of the word fuc#
willywagtail wrote:
Hi Intrepid,,
bet you didn't expect an answer. Well, you've got one.

Fornication
Under the
Consent of
King

It was actually the King's right to test out a yound woman before she was married. This is where the word originally started.


Well, my "question" was tongue in cheek. It was also not asking for the word you used. It was asking for the meaning of fuc*ed.

Anyhow, your answer is incorrect. It is just one of many, many answers that can be found. Nobody knows the exact origin of the word since it is so old.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jul, 2006 11:18 am
The word F*ck originated when stone age people tried to communicate verbally for the first time. One Neanderthal said to his lady "Fruck!" The word has only changed slightly since then.
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 05:39 am
What happened to tinker's f'ing in a bush thread? Confused
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jul, 2006 06:38 am
dunno, I had a great "bush" story for it as well!

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