Bunny Revere versus Evil de Kere.

Such a pleasure, said the buunny wise
when noticing patiodog batting his eyes:
I can sell him on some cricket futures,
he'll line them up, just like sutures.

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patiodog wrote:

Li'l Bunny Wunny just took a wee poo;
It's stuck to her fur, that wee bit of goo.
Let's not mince words:
Rabbits eat turds,
And that's just what wee Wunny will do.

Hmmmm...an evil plot to imprison your dearest online friends and you'd rather rhyme about pooh.

How much can a koala bear? I'm goanna go away and cry. I hate to sound monotremous, but this is SERIOUS! I'm not plYING POSSUM, YA KNOW. This is a thorny devil of a problem, and you're all behaving like numbats.

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Line 'em up and knock 'em down
Here's a wicked googlie down the splits
(So what's that mean?) (think) (frown)
'Naught at all,' decides -- and sits.

Canadians in donut holes
And Aussies caught out on the pitch
With India, hung up on bowls
And free-thinking Dutch with cuffs and switch.

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Re: Bunny Revere versus Evil de Kere.
What?!
I take my eye off the ball for just a bit & wake up on a Monday morning to find this! Shocked

I always knew he had it in for us, but really, this is too cruel, too horrible!
If only I was wide awake enough to write a defiant protest poem! (I need a few more cups of tea first)
But we will resist your evil plans, Craven De Kere! Oh yes we will! <bursting into we shall overcome & drinking tea furiously>

We will fight him on the beaches, we will fight him by fair means or foul ....! Evil or Very Mad

dlowan wrote:

Justice and Freedom loving creatures of A2k, how shall we fight this looming menace?

Help us!

You may not always love us,
Sometimes you'd like to shove us,
But, if we lose our freedom,
It's after you that he'll come!

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I'm not sure he's big on beaches...we may have to fight him in the fleshpots.

You may not always love us,
Sometimes you'd like to shove us,
But, if we lose our freedom,
It's after you that he'll come!
God only knows what you'd do without us....

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(the fleshpots?)

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You guys wait here - I'll go check the fleshpots, letchya know if I find anything. If I'm not back in a few hours, just never mind.

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Fleshpots for sale or rent,
get yours now, fifty cents..

King of the toads.....
no, ho, crickets! Ick it, that's loads
harder to rhyme with than hockey,
that ain't no jabberwocky.

(stop me, before I spin again)

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Fleshpots for sale or rent,
get yours now, fifty cents..

King of the toads.....
no, ho, crickets! Ick it, that's loads
harder to rhyme with than toads,
what was the question again?

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patiodog wrote:

(the fleshpots?)

I believe Craven has something of a penchant for femflesh at times.

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aaarrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Now Now boys and girls, no need to get upset

I have my entire army at the disposal for the war....

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margo wrote:

aaarrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Furball?

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the prince wrote:

Now Now boys and girls, no need to get upset

I have my entire army at the disposal for the war....

You have an ARMY?

Where? In your sleevy?

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Ofcourse. I am a prince you see....

Prince have armies

All dressedup and no where to go right now

This looks like a good cause to fight for

Or is it?

We dont want any americans in the cricketing forum do we?

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I don't want t be in the goddamn cricketing forum!

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Nor do I!

Please, Craven, please don't do it!

But I'm wondering, Bunny Revere, do you think that dada ad, with the fiendishly grinning chap on his bike, in just his jocks, jiggling up & down (thank the goddess for the escape button!) is part of the conspiracy? I note that there's an Oz flag waving above him. Which leads to to suspect that we could be the only ones seeing him. Constantly!

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msolga wrote:

Nor do I!

Please, Craven, please don't do it!

But I'm wondering, Bunny Revere, do you think that dada ad, with the fiendishly grinning chap on his bike, in just his jocks, jiggling up & down (thank the goddess for the escape button!) is part of the conspiracy? I note that there's an Oz flag waving above him. Which leads to to suspect that we could be the only ones seeing him. Constantly!

Yeppers...I think he is part of an Oz Hades.

Drives me bonkers.

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timberlandko wrote:

Heh ... how 'bout that: Bandwidth Burgling Bunny Busted. Beautiful.

Oh good grief, now I understand.

That picture still appears when I am home.

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dlowan wrote:

margo wrote:
aaarrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Furball?

I've had those too. But I think I share with all felines and feline friends the judgement that this inconvenience in no way encourages inhibition or reticense as regards how we got so much pussy hair caught up inside.

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