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Bunny Revere versus Evil de Kere.

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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 07:30 am
balls
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 07:37 am
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
balls


This is no time to boast about your wedding tackle, Steve...we have a crisis on our hands.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 07:40 am
yeah I know. Cant think whats taking Ellpus so long. Probably down the pub having a snorter or two before the Germany Sweden game..
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 07:41 am
and me too, catch ya later :wink:
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 07:41 am
patiodog wrote:
Surely the Canajuns will be lured to the toroid crest of an outsized Tim Horton's donut, from whence they will slide into the undefined space in the hole and be lost forever to Amreekan eyes and ears, save for a spinning withered maple leaf and the distant echoes of a final "Eh."


Oy!! Puppy sighting!
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 11:03 am
dESCRAMBLED COmmUNIQUE
al quanada agent reporting from INSIDE AMERICA.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 11:35 am
It is my understanding that hamsters are easily bribed. It should be a simple matter to arrange for wire cutters to be smuggled into the compounds.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 11:46 am
Acquiunk wrote:
It is my understanding that hamsters are easily bribed. It should be a simple matter to arrange for wire cutters to be smuggled into the compounds.
eaten. 2 bits of bread and some chilli sauce
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 06:11 pm
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
Acquiunk wrote:
It is my understanding that hamsters are easily bribed. It should be a simple matter to arrange for wire cutters to be smuggled into the compounds.
eaten. 2 bits of bread and some chilli sauce


Bribed with what?

What does a hamster want?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 06:13 pm
Wheels, man, wheels...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 06:24 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Wheels, man, wheels...



Not THESE hamsters....that's how the poor Power Team generate the power to run the place.


They probably see wheels in their nightmares...


This site uses baby hamsters, too...

http://www.qualitycage.com/pics/wheels.jpg
Crying or Very sad




New recruits being shown the infamous Punishment Wheel....(lined with razor wire)

http://www.cafebongo.com/hamstertales/hamster_wheel2.jpg



Advanced new Jet Turbine Wheel:

http://pyropus.ca/personal/pets/zena/zena-wheel1.jpg


Which will soon replace these:


http://www.edbott.com/weblog/images/hamster_wheel.jpg
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 08:55 pm
Heh ... how 'bout that: Bandwidth Burgling Bunny Busted. Beautiful. Mr. Green
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jun, 2006 10:52 pm
timberlandko wrote:
Heh ... how 'bout that: Bandwidth Burgling Bunny Busted. Beautiful. Mr. Green


What?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 01:17 pm
Beautiful busted bunny...


Lapine lapopped lapilfering lapicture.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 02:08 pm
patiodog wrote:
Beautiful busted bunny...


Lapine lapopped lapilfering lapicture.



I ain't no lopear!

Persiflagious, mendacious, pesky Puppy!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 02:16 pm
Percy Flagus sat at the bar
Percy Flagus looked just like Burt Lahr
And all the pubs barmaids
And all the pubs men
Would give Percy nickels to commit minor sins
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 02:20 pm
patiodog wrote:
Percy Flagus sat at the bar
Percy Flagus looked just like Burt Lahr
And all the pubs barmaids
And all the pubs men
Would give Percy nickels to commit minor sins



Patiop Puppy licked his balls,
Patio Puppy sniffed his mum's smalls...
All the kings horses
And all the king's men
Won't make me let Puppy lick MY face again....
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 02:31 pm
Flop-eared Flo went to town,
she slipped and slid trying to down
flibberty giblets without gravy...
soon she frowned, "the groun' is wavy!

The hamsters had brought in a clown
to arrange the cheeses in aroun'
a ferris wheel not of Flo's choice;
they whirled in London with squeaksqueal voice.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 05:17 pm
Li'l Bunny Wunny just took a wee poo;
It's stuck to her fur, that wee bit of goo.
Let's not mince words:
Rabbits eat turds,
And that's just what wee Wunny will do.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 05:19 pm
An Osso! A Bucco!
A fine e-eyetalleeyun dish!
Don't puko! Don't chucko!
The dish, don't be 'fraid, is delish!
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