@neologist,
Sure, Neo, you can make assertions. But asserting something doesn't make it true.
If your god really said that, I beginning to get scared:
Quote:Ezekiel 23:25
"And I will set My jealousy against you, that they may deal with you in wrath.
They will remove your nose and your ears; and your survivors will fall by the sword.
They will take your sons and your daughters; and your survivors will be consumed by the fire."
Now, about the grasshoppers analogy.
It's said that god made us to his image.
But I have a question: was it our bodies or our souls that he made to his image?
If it was our bodies, I cannot imagine you resemble a grasshopper, unless I'm completely wrong.
If it was our souls, I deny that I can have the soul of a grasshopper.