Oral sex tips for turn-ons ?

wow.


if only i could volunteer....

I've never been with a squirter.

i have

speaking of squirters..

cover your eyes if you dont like gross stuff mmm kay?

I saw this movie once, where a woman squirted almost a foot of liquid out of her vagina..

tell me......
that isnt true?
that women DONT do that when they have an orgasm?

I dont know about other women, just me.. but.. uh...

that just seems ........ well.....
wrong.

... if only you could..

I'm sure there's a bunch of fake stuff going on with that in porn movies...



wait, what the hell am I telling you for?


(and no, what i was memoiring about didnt involve any foot of fluid... )

(It did involve, in the second instance, my girlfriend having to leave the spacious-enough night-train bathroom we had barred ourselves in, afterwards, to go fetch a new shirt for me from our seats though, cause the one I'd been wearing was ruined for the moment, me having eh.. kneeled at her feet so to say ... )

(OK I'm gonna stop now before I blush all over the place when I return tomorrow morning .. ;-))

you make ME blush..








thats almost impossible..

actually.. my post about the squirters wasnt serious..

more of a.. off the wall attempt a humor.... ya know the ones Im so famous for.

they go down in a flop..

My girl prefers that I dress up like Dracula and then sit (hard) on my balls. Watching me writhe in pain with white face paint and fangs on seems to get her off.

But now that I think about it, she might just be laughing.



That hussy! Why I oughta...

That would be in the "how not to" category.

I've never understood the whole "sex in a bathroom" thing. I'm just saying.

I don't like it either.

Well, where else you gonna go on an overnight train? If you got seating places, none of em fancy couchette beds..?

Though true, adding, it was the place where you wash up\refresh yourself, not the one where you go pee.

Tho that'd have done too, I'm sure, if there'd been nothing else...

<sighs wistfully>

I think you are thinking of a scene from The Full Monty (not a porn flick). A woman pees standing up and basically squirts the pee across the bathroom by squeezing herself. I once met a woman who said she could do that, but I had no interest in seeing a demonstration.

Nimh's little escapade woke up this peri-menopause chick. If I ever get to Hungary I might be talked into a train ride...

On a train, you say?

Whoa. A favorite fantasy of mine. 'Scuse me, I need a shower now.

Gosh...I think this is too harsh on the girl. Isn't that a lot of pain? I don't know. Although she told me that she really would like to try anal sex, but wants it "slowly" ... so I guess this hair-pulling harsh technique that you talked about wouldn't really be the choice here would it?

Well, its true that each girl has her own preferences...but at least there are some "standard basics" that all girls would like experiencing from their guy . Plus there are some myths and preconceptions which might be well known, but wrong (the hymen-layer myth for example).

By the way:

Another thing my girlfriend asked me to do is to be "savage" with her. i.e she wants to be dominated, or else she won't be totally satisfied. This is what she literally told me. So now im thinking of some scenarios and techniques that would help me do that. All feedback is welcome lol

funny how this girl changes alot huh?
virgin to savage

not knowing anything about sex, to wanting it to be powerfull..


interesting woman you have there..

Mythical, almost..

you know Nimh......



you have penetrated my dreams

2 nights in a row..............