Oral sex tips for turn-ons ?

Why not ask your girlfriend what she likes?

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The linked diagram is incorrect, methinks.

There is no mention of Clematii OR Volvos.

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OR front bottoms!

That graph is WAY out of date.

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well I do ask my girlfriend what she likes but I cant be doing that all the time, can i? I'd rather show her what I know, and I'd better know a lot! Besides, getting feedback from experienced people, and "those who know" is better than reading pages and pages and analyzing diagrams isnt it?

For example: What kind of "fingering" movement a typical female would like?

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From reading all off your other post's and questions, it seems like your wife is very open to... anything.

So, i suggest that you get in there, try everything, and i mean EVERYTHING. Then you'll see what she really likes, and what stimulates her. Then next time, she should be one happy, happy, happy wife!

And if you really truly dont know what to do, watch some porn, you'll get some good idea's.

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vonderjohn wrote:

For example: What kind of "fingering" movement a typical female would like?

Contrary to techniques you'll see in porn, don't go jamming your finger(s) in there like you're trying to poke a hole through a plastic bag. Just a little rubbing on the outside.

Just kidding. Girls love it when you take three or four fingers at once, and try to f**k the hell out of her with them while you bite her clit hard at the same time. The clit is located at the very bottom of the vagina, an inch or so to the right.

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and here i was going to post a serious answer..

shame on me..

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vonderjohn wrote:

well I do ask my girlfriend what she likes but I cant be doing that all the time, can i? I'd rather show her what I know, and I'd better know a lot! Besides, getting feedback from experienced people, and "those who know" is better than reading pages and pages and analyzing diagrams isnt it?

For example: What kind of "fingering" movement a typical female would like?

OK, Shewolf, I'll take the plunge (so to speak).

vonder....there is no such thing as the "typical" female, for a start. You have to go through trial and error with your partner to see what she likes.

Communication is the key.

Saying that, the usual motion would be something like a "come hither" motion, which will stand the best chance of finding her G-spot, and stimulating it effectively.
Where is the G-spot, in most women....?

Here......

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g112/lord_ellpus/gspot.jpg

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......directly behind the Urethra.
The Urethra was named after the pop singer, owing to the fact that it is sandwiched between the G-spot (internal), and her little man in a boat (external). When the Urethra detects that both areas are being stimulated simultaneously, it sends a message to her brain, ordering her to start singing either "You make me feel like a natural woman", or "Won't be long".

If both of these areas are stimulated enough on a Saturday night, it is likely that you will have earned enough brownie points to enable you to watch sport on TV on Sunday afternoon, while she does the dishes.

Good luck, old boy.

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Oh, I forgot to mention shaving. Yourself definitely, your partner...optional.

A clean shaven explorer of the clematis variety will usually be successful in his mission.

There is nothing worse, so I have been told, than a woman having to put up with a large area of sharp bristle being impaled around the vital areas.

Once the clematis has been successfully located, adopt an action as if you were sucking a small boiled sweet, until appropriate noises are heard.
Of course, this isn't the ONLY action that should be adopted, as a bit of mix 'n' match, slap 'n' tickle, 'ow's yer father and lots of laughter will normally help speed your partner to organism.

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The female organism is a myth created by Dr David Ruth Magenski while working towards tenure at a private University in an un-named Scandinavian nation. The good Dr was seeking a publishable monograph in the field of marine biology and came up with nil. But, there was still the required need to publish so the GD spot, the Clematis and the Female Organism were documented as scientific knowledge, Dr David Ruth Magenki received tenure and David Letterman was born. It was an anti-climatic year and the beginning of global warming and George Bush was fighting for americas' freedom in Vietnam. Personally I was on a fishing trip with a waitress that entire summer. I swear she could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.

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Wow, Dys. This gives new meaning to the location listed under your avatar.

Laughing

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I may never have sex again....

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first of all for those who assumed she is my wife..she isnt. She is my girlfriend only.

About putting 4 fingers. Well this is the issue: My girlfriend is still a virgin. i.e her hymen layer isnt broken yet. So putting in four fingers is definitely going to hurt for now and reaching the G-spot is out of the question as long as she is a virgin, right?

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vonderjohn wrote:

first of all for those who assumed she is my wife..she isnt. She is my girlfriend only.

About putting 4 fingers. Well this is the issue: My girlfriend is still a virgin. i.e her hymen layer isnt broken yet. So putting in four fingers is definitely going to hurt for now and reaching the G-spot is out of the question as long as she is a virgin, right?

vj - I believe the mention of 4 fingers was in jest.

if someone tried that with me, I'd club them.

the bottem line is this, all women, believe it or not, are different.

when you're together with her, talk with each other and find out what the other likes, experiment.

there is no instruction book.

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The best way is to try it.

You try different things, GENTLY, and she gives you a running commentary on what feels really good, what doesn't, and what is kind of nice.

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vonderjohn wrote:

My girlfriend is still a virgin. i.e her hymen layer isnt broken yet. So putting in four fingers is definitely going to hurt for now and reaching the G-spot is out of the question as long as she is a virgin, right?

Ok.
im going to get rid of this myth right now.

The hymen breaks on its own most of the time.

The hymen does NOT cover the vaginal opening.
In fact, it is a small 'lump' in the vagina close to the opening .

What does the g-spot have to do with being a virgin?
That is like saying you cant scratch your back with out 6 inch nails.

if you are going to treat her body as if it cant handle sex, do her a favor and dont bother ... Cool

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymen

black and white drawing of a vaginal opening IS on this page..

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Quote:

The normal hymen is never actually "intact" since there is always an opening in it. Furthermore, there is not always bleeding at first vaginal penetration. The blood that is sometimes, but not always, observed after first penetration can be due to tearing of the hymen, but it can also be from injury to nearby tissues.

Directly from the page above..

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shewolfnm wrote:

vonderjohn wrote:
My girlfriend is still a virgin. i.e her hymen layer isnt broken yet. So putting in four fingers is definitely going to hurt for now and reaching the G-spot is out of the question as long as she is a virgin, right?

Ok.
im going to get rid of this myth right now.

The hymen breaks on its own most of the time.

The hymen does NOT cover the vaginal opening.
In fact, it is a small 'lump' in the vagina close to the opening .

What does the g-spot have to do with being a virgin?

That is like saying you cant scratch your back with out 6 inch nails.

if you are going to treat her body as if it cant handle sex, do her a favor and dont bother ...

I'm right with you girl....that stupid piece of skin has caused more trouble for women since mankind began.

I didn't bleed the first time I had sex, or any other time after. I have no idea if my hymen was intact or not.

I guess in another part of the world, I'd of been stoned, or had the guy say "I divorce thee, I divorce the, I divorce thee...and then throw dog poppy on my shoes (remember that from some old Steve Martin bit?) Laughing

OK true confession time here....I have never had an orgasm through penile vaginal intercourse....but I've had plenty through oral sex. It's my favorite.

Don't get me wrong, I like intercourse (a lot) but it just doesn't do it for me. Ya know what? I've never felt bad about that a day in my life.

I've always been upfront with men I've had sex with they they don't have to "prove" something to me by going on and on forever, thinking he's going to show me "he's the man that finally made me come through intercourse"

I guess I've picked the right ones, because every one has basically been "ok by me"

Now, if they weren't good at oral sex, that was a problem.

vonderjohn....here's the deal in a nutshell....figure out where her clitoris is, find out through her reactions if she likes stimulation ON it or AROUND it. You'll know because she'll move her body to adjust the contact.

Don't get all fancy with the 4 fingers and whatever else until you know you're doing the main event part right.

Oh....and some women prefer to have oral sex with their legs up or bent, and some straight out. That's her choice, don't try to change that.

If she says "oh yeah, that's it" just keep doing exactly what your doing, because "oh yeah, that's it"
There's nothing worse that a guy that, when you say that, thinks that means that all of a sudden you want him to press harder, or move to another area, or whatever else.......DAMMIT...I TOLD YOU "THAT'S IT"!!!!

In all this time, you never mention what she says. Why is that?

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