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It's me smorgs...I've lost my spark!

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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:16 am
I don't THINK it...I KNOW it!!!

eeeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm...

How about this then:

Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude


x
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Tino
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:20 am
Hahahahahaha Too easy

That's entertainment by The Jam

How about

Hearts afire
Creates love desire
Take you higher and higher
To the place you belong

I always used to think it said "arse afire" when I was younger! Embarrassed
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:35 am
I know it!!!

I can sing the tune (in a fasion)

Is it eerrmmmmmmmmmm

Earth, Wind and Fire?
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Tino
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:37 am
Oh yes. You know your stuff Sarah.

I'd love to hear you sing it!

Laughing
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:40 am
believe me you wouldn't!

I make up for my lack of voice by being utterly sexy...
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Tino
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:45 am
I don't know why but I completely believe that!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:52 am
I don't know why, but i think you're utterly sexy too (must be the avatar)
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Tino
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:55 am
You flirty bugger you

But yes I am

so I'm told

Embarrassed
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 11:57 am
seems to me you've done an NVQ2 in flirting...

...you make me smile though, and that's sexy
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:02 pm
careful where you flirt though...could get a flirty bugger like you in trouble!
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Tino
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:04 pm
Don't I know it!

Sighs. Embarrassed
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:12 pm
<Ellpus quietly enters the room, leaves a tray of tea and biscuits on the coffee table, walks quietly out again, shutting the dor behind him>
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:16 pm
ellpus, don't worry it's just a cyber affair!

hey why not join in and we can be cyberswingers

you forgot the sugar anyway! :wink:
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Tino
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:17 pm
Nice biscuits though. I love Rich tea.

Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:19 pm
No, you carry on. I'm too busy, trying to work out what this fart button does.


Now....if I press it here......................AAAAAARGH!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:20 pm
The fart button is getting on nerve (last one)

How do we stop it?

The flashing is going to make me have an epi!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:22 pm
Epi.....epidural?

If it flashes, press the "refresh" and, hey presto!
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Tino
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:24 pm
I'm lost...

Mind you it doesn't take much to lose me on these sites.

Embarrassed
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:24 pm
grand mal
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 22 May, 2006 12:26 pm
Tino wrote:
I'm lost...

Mind you it doesn't take much to lose me on these sites.

Embarrassed


Tino, do you see those bloody flashing adverts on the right hand side?

You wait, the flashing fart button will get you.
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