It's me smorgs...I've lost my spark!

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Me smiling at you - on the computer

Ah, Sarah. I am really sorry about your problems. Maybe things will eventually work out if they are meant to, that is.

Thank you letty - so kind
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Hey Sarah, nice to see your smiling face! (Which doesn't look at all "ravaged by grief", I must say! :wink: ) In fact you're looking pretty darn good!

Ahhh, the miracle of slap and soft focus!

it's with my new webcam - timberlandko showed me how to post a photo, never done one before.

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Well, it's a good one! Clever girl!

... & please do send us a photograph of your new red shoes, when you've bought them, smorgs!

Bloody gorgeous in fact!


Posting whilst running backwards and forwards stirring the gravy. Roast today, with one or two bottles of Hardy's Crest being glugged.


Keep on smiling, Sarah.


<burp>...I think I may be having a Siesta this afternoon, somehow.

Anyone noticed that my finger is pointing to a significant area of the room, where there is a hidden cypher, encrypted, revealing the secret of the 'Attainment of the Spark'... I'm going to write a book about it, then it will be optioned by Hollywood:

TITLE:

The Holy Smorgs, Holy Spark, Smorgsvinchy Code

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Pretty woman, walkin down the street, pretty woman

The kind I like to meet, pretty woman

I dont believe you, youre not the truth

No one could look as good as you. mercy!


Pretty woman, wont you pardon me? pretty woman,

I couldnt help but see, pretty woman, that you look lovely as can be.

Are you lonely just like me? wow!

Pretty woman, stop awhile.

Pretty woman, talk awhile

Pretty woman, give your smile to me.

Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah

Pretty woman, look my way

Pretty woman, say youll stay with me


cause I need you, Ill treat you right

Come with me baby, be mine tonight

Pretty woman, dont walk on by

Pretty woman, dont make me cry

Pretty woman, dont walk away, hey, o.k.

If thats the way it must be, o.k.

I guess Ill go on home. its late.

Therell be tomorrow night, but wait!

What do I see? is she walking back to me?

Yeah, shes walking back to me, oh, oh, pretty woman

Very pretty lady you are, smorgs :-D

OMG...I don't know what to say...for once!

Really it's soft focus and I had make up on, now I have to post a real life one...

but thank you for your compliments - you made me blush, and I was just thinking what havn't I got that the 'other woman' has, now I realise - 18 years less. I hope she takes care of her skin...

Sarah
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...of course my finger is hiding a large mole with at least a dozen hairy outgrowths! :wink:

Smorgs, it is his loss, IMO.

Before seeing you, it was obvious that you are a great laugh, and someone that any bloke would be proud to know. Now it is obvious that you are one bloody good looking woman, I can only assume that he is not only a total pillock, but that he also needs a white stick.

I hope you have some good friends around you at the moment, Smorgs.

If I were in your neck of the woods, I would definitely be giving you some big hugs (with my wife present as chaperone, of course)

Why elpus, just left a message for you (as in - I was thinking of you when I posted it) on the smut talk thread...

May as well, I'm a single woman now, so if you have any friends in the North West who are around my age, rich, easy to nag and don't require posession of the remote control... have them greased and sent my way (I'll pay - National Express).

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Smorgs
You're gorgeous and you'll have no problem finding a worthy man ;-)

Yeah, you really are gorgeous and engaging. You'll be beating men off with a stick.

Thank you flushd, you and I have something in common - I've spent many an hour shopping in Winnepeg, used to live in Brandon! :wink:

Eh! You're the first person I've met here that admitted to growing up around my parts. I grew up in a small town inbetween Brandon and Winnipeg. Won't name it, but they're all pretty much the same. You know what I mean. :wink:

I didn't grow up round your parts (tee hee) but I'm sure they are lovely parts!


I'm Liverpool born, Manchester bred. I spent some years in Canada, Vancouver and Manitoba.

Please don't say you're from Rossburn, it would be TOO coincidental!


Sarah
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