I said good night before I saw your last post, smorgs. If you want to hang around and talk some more, that would be acceptable.
But no more dancing monkeys.
Noddy, "dominion" in England is a slang word for a certain part of the female anatomy.
I'm loving the red shoes
I will be back with apologies in the morning, but thank you so much for the wit, empathy and cheer, it's woth more than couselling sometimes.
I appreciated it
It's three in the morning here and it's been raining all day
Night
xxxx
Smorgs, sleep and come back. Ranting here is safe and it feels good.
Apologies, smorgs?!
Whatever for? Don't be silly.
I think it's your stiff British upper lip speaking, Sarah. I think we'll have to introduce some lip unstiffening exercises to assist you! :wink:
lORDe WILL BE HERE IN A COUPLE HOURS TO HELP!
Ack! Sorry for the caps....
Gus--
You are a man of colorful theory.
It's worth caps! I think a few heraldic trumpets would help, too...
Sorry to hear that, smorgs. Good to see you back, rant away, you've managed to do even that with wit and style... :-)
We've missed you, smorgs. I am sorry about all you are going through.
Rant away, and you don't need to apologize.
Heya, RS. (I just made the decision this moment that I must call you that forever now. (I'll likely forget by tomorrow. (I forget a lot of things.))) I like it when you're around cos then I can imagine that people are talking to me when they say your name. And that means that I can imagine that people are talking to me! And then I feel like a part of something. So stay around!
A possing cat has woken me from my slumbers again. I searched everywhere for her before I went to bed last night....no sign. I think the little sod knows how to beam herself up from the garden. I'm thinking of renaming her 7 of 9, for two reasons. One, the beaming up, and two, the fact that I have just ended her sixth of nine lives, by going downstairs in nothing but a leopardskin thong and a frown and converting her, Rugby style, into the cherry tree.
I then decide to log on here, only to find that my fourth favourite Brit A2Ker has been drunk posting. Having done this myself recently, I can say that it is jolly good for the stiff upper lip, but not good for the liver or the waistline. It also caused me to experience a short bout of flatulence, especially whilst leaning forward in order to reach the top row of keys.
Smorgs, what can I say, apart from all the old cliches. The only piece of advice that I can offer is, if you DO check out the personals, don't reply to the one that reads :-
"Unwanted Old Shag, willing to swap for Three Nuns."
I placed this advert in the paper two weeks ago, as someone had bought me some Old Shag for my pipe, but I much prefer to smoke Three Nuns.
The advert has already paid off though, as I spent last weekend in Brighton with Sister Pugnacious, Sister Joseph (and I can see why) and Mother Emanuelle, who has aged slightly from when she made those films, but is still as supple.
Smorgs, look after yourself. I hope to see you around more often, as these Americans can get jolly boring from time to time, especially those that keep on insulting that fine President wotsisname.
True story (you can check out littek's thread from the other day, you'll see )........I was looking up some links for her, and came across this....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4336731.stm
As soon as the page opened, I saw the picture and felt a twinge of nostalgia, as it brought you to mind. I then went on an A2K search to see when you last posted, and I thought that you had left us.
Being purely selfish, it's great to see your familiar avatar again. Now, if you ever bugger off like that again, I will track you down and allow you to give me a good spanking.
Aww, Smorgs ... sorry to hear about you & the Mr. ... come round here and vent anytime ... we're happy to see you <smiles>
Thank you everyone...I am truly ashamed to post pissed like that, but you always let me off before!
Can't name check you all - but you all made me smile (and cry - thanks a bunch)
Red eyes are so not a good look for me!
I'm going to try and post a photo of me - people always think my avatar is my eye, but as I've said before if it were MY eye, it would have lashings of mascara!
I cyber love you all!
Sarah
xxxx
smog, so proud we have similar names.
x
