Heh heh, let's keep this thread light....
D'artagnan, actually we have some awesome microbreweries here. Brick is one, here in Toronto. In Quebec, there is Unibroue, which produces amazing Belgian-style brews
www.unibroue.com Quebec has many amazing microbreweries, better than in Ontario, IMO, including McAuslan as well, makers of the very hoppy St. Ambroise, and the delicious St. Ambroise Oatmeal Stout, winner of several awards...
www.mcauslan.com The sites have English versions too, btw.
Interesting story regarding William Shatner (and keep him please, since he is there already): William Shatner was a drama student at my alma mater, McGill University. While I was there, some friends of mine started a joke petition to rename the student center from whatever it was to the 'William Shatner Student Center'. Well....who knew how many people would actually sign, and the board renamed it, and it exists to this day as such.
As for Alex Trebeck, you can keep him too, his passport has expired. We also gave you Michael J. Fox, and if you bash him, you are truly heartless