Quote:Aidan
Prior to reading this posting I would direct your very serious attention to the following:-
Sheep a poem in one sentence:
Post number:- (Your post number):- 2137225
Dated:- 11th July 2006
Page number 28
I am trusting you took the direction without continuing reading on.
I will carry on as though you obeyed.
I did obey.
Quote:You have not exactly proven yourself to be a would be reliable business partner, have you? Throwing in the towel every five minutes
On the contrary - I'd be very reliable if I knew what we were doing and if I was suited to do it. I'm not nearly as talented as you or Spendius at writing comedy. If you are continuing with the story and character of Nellie as you have started - you're really better off on your own. Your humorous poetry is funny as it stands - I really couldn't add anything to that Mathos.
Quote:and being rather obnoxious towards me on occasion, if not bellicose at times.
Right, well, I could say the same about you.
Quote:In your reference to Spendius having the characteristics of:- A pent up or misplaced sexual frustration and energy, are you actually aware of him possessing these traits, or are you simply meandering?
I didn't say Spendius specifically had those characteristics. I said I could see how a blow up doll might come in handy and even serve the female public interests.
You know I was thinking while I was driving today - do they have male blow up dolls? Not that I need one or would use one - I was simply curious. And then I started thinking of the actual physical logistics of that concept and started laughing - I almost had to pull over so I wouldn't have an accident.
Seriously though - I don't know anything about the sexual practices of anyone on this forum. My comments about blow up dolls were in reference to the male population as a whole- not specifically aimed at anyone on this forum.
Quote:In the 'Worst writing' scenario Spendius creates a secretary and she is called Diana, I was merely reading the story, it appeared the police were to become involved and Spendi did a runner. The secretary (a stupid blow up rubber doll with a 'big red gob' that vibrates if you stick your finger in) is found deflated under Spendi's desk. It then transpires and I had to go back to check on this when I read the story, that Spendius had the habit of really pulling hard on her ears, for whatever reason, I suggest you read the same and come to your own conclusions.
Not interested - sorry. Doesn't sound like my cup of tea... to coin a phrase. You'll have to ask Spendius why he pulled on poor Diana's ears. That's obviously his predilection - not mine.
Remember Mathos - I'm not Nellie or Diana - I'm obviously not a blow up doll - (I don't think they can type- can they?) and I don't have a big red gob. Sorry - can't be of service to you there Buddy. You might just have to get your own blow up doll since you seem so interested in them. And if you do, you can name her Nellie. (If I ever need one and find a male version - I'm gonna name mine Jim- oh but wait - that's my brother's name - that would just be a little too weird...strike that. I don't think the need will ever arise anyway...)
Quote:During the police investigations it came to light that Spendius had been doodling down the letters DIANA or AIDAN, read them how you wish.
How touching.
Quote:I am aware that you and Spendius could have been writing this story between you, the style is very much akin.
Not guilty. I haven't even clicked on that worst writing story. I do agree however that Spendius and I did write our Valmont/Isabella story rather seamlessly last summer. We can write similarly in that style - although again- he's much better at the humor and I think my strength is description. But then he got pissed off at me - and that was that...that was a shame. I really enjoyed that while it lasted.
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Now you are setting your sights on becoming a "Goddess of the moon."
You're the one who related Aidan and Diana - not me
Quote:How are your ears, anyhow?
My ears are fine. Noone has been or ever has pulled on them. That must be a British thing...
Quote:Having agreed to use your , shall we say 'strange' talents I will not renege on the same, however my split pro rata has been reduced in your favour.
I will take 80% and you will be entitled to the 20% no more! You do of course still have to sort Spendi out of your proportion, I want nothing to do with him really, especially in view of the 'ear pulling scenario'
Whatever Mathos. I'm not expecting to see a penny anway and 20% of nothing is nothing - just like 50% of nothing is nothing and even 80% of nothing is
still nothing.
We'll just do it for the simple pleasure it will bring us - how about that?
Quote:Did you enjoy that?
Enjoy what?