Chai Tea wrote:Headmaster: I do wish you'd listen, Wymer, it's perfectly simple.
If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move
your brother's clothes down to the lower peg, you simply
collect his note before lunch after you've done your scripture
prep when you've written your letter home before rest, move
your own clothes on to the lower peg, greet the visitors, and
report to Mr Viney that you've had your chit signed. Now,
sex... sex, sex, sex, where were we?
Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?
Pupils: Er... er... no sir. No we didn't, sir.
Headmaster: Well had I done foreplay?
Pupils: ...Yes sir.
Headmaster: Well, as we all know about foreplay no doubt you can
tell me what the purpose of foreplay is... Biggs.
Biggs: Don't know, sorry sir.
Headmaster: Carter.
Carter: Er... was it taking your clothes off, sir?
Headmaster: And after that?
Wymer: Putting them on the lower peg sir?
[Headmaster throws a board duster at him and hits him.]
Gawd, I loooove Monty Python....
clematis!!!!
One of my favorite words used in a new way!!
We on the west coast of the US, at least the folks I know, call it
Clem - at' - is.
I gather it is properly murmured as Clem' - a - tis.
Now that I know about this new context for it, I'll never think of the vine the same way again.
Taking her pulse during foreplay? Stethoscopes? Light hopping motions? Stopwatches?
Dear Lord, those British women must be quite different from us!
Your Lordship
Good analysis of how to treat a British Lady. I've used the same technique with moderate success on Helena Bonham-Carter, Keira Knightly and Anna Friel.
KP
I'll readily do the French accent part...
...and im still waiting for tips and hints from "what seems to be" very very experienced ladies and gentlemen around here
Yes, you did receive foreplay tips. They were described in silly glib fashion, but they're in there.....
NOW I know why I haven't been any good at the foreplay stuff! I was under the impression fore play involved getting drunk at a strip joint and coming home and yelling to the wife
"YO I'M HOME! YOU UP? WAIT TIL I TELL YA BOUT THE JUGS ON THE CHICKS AT THE BAR!"
Don't make me have to do a soliloquy.
I was gonna read all this .............but I really couldnt be bothered so i just went for the last page.
snorrrrrre!
This is a classic thread that may have some tips...and it turned out hilarious:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=19266
Re: How to do a foreplay and why is it so important?
vonderjohn wrote:Im looking for the steps, tips, advice and techniques on how to do a foreplay - a step-by-step answer preferably with tips and advice. I hear a lot about it but im not sure how this thing is done and why is it so important and how is it BEST done?
Thanks people
Get some good lesbian porn and copy what we do.
and what makes you so special babe?
vonderjohn wrote:and what makes you so special babe?
Wouldn't you like to know?
