How to do a foreplay and why is it so important?

foreplay is usually "Hey, you awake?"
for southern rednecks foreplay is usually "Hey, don't wake her!"
In the southwest foreplay starts with "Hey darlin'"

Wimmin!!

GRRL GANG!!

We've been summoned for the most important reason known to wimminkind.

"Swarm!!!"










<we'll be back>

First, as we collect our thoughts....
I will award you


The Superior Male Award



for asking.

You are a superior male. May all the women say yes, and may you be richly rewarded for your interest in foreplay.


<nods>

Click on the Search feature.

Search "foreplay" by "Cavfancier".

His mojo should be propagated.

My God!! You're in the Middle East?

You'll start a revolution!! Women will be crawling in your window at night!!

Don't worry sisters!! We're sending help!!

I'll bring foreplay ideas from the mins, featuring Cav.

Well, it is LOVELY that you're asking-- you're going to be quite the catch, for sure!

But step-by-step advice might be kinda hard, because what every woman likes is different. Like, I for one love to be kissed on the neck and ears, a bit of earlobe nibblin wouldn't go amiss, pet my sides and tummy, cup my face in your hands...stuff like that.

But DON'T take your mouth below my waist-- turns me right off!!! Whereas other women think that's the bestest thing ever.

So I still maintain that the best idea is to ASK HER. No step-by-step plan that works for everyone.

just tickle her fancy.

i know when you play golf, you should always yell fore

it's important you do this so you won't hit someone with your ball

I reviewed this thread for you and it made me ...feel special.

That's it...I'm breaking up with you. We're done.

But to answer the poster's question, to me foreplay starts with giving a little sniff of cloroform.

is this a post-some-porn-stories thread?

YES!

Good Lord. I thought I was out of hormones.




<giggles deliriously>

Fore play should never vbe started with sex in mind.

Foreplay should never have a time limit..
( though , the better you do it, the shorter it takes )

Foreplay should begin with clothes ON

If you are not talking during foreplay.. you aint doing it right

Here's a tip: Women love it when you bit their clit really hard.

that's why slappy's nose was broken four times.

bit?

A kiss
by Cav


Mmm....while it didn't lead to a relationship, I certainly remember my best kiss. It was in college, with a girl I had been wooing. We were, at that point, 'just friends'. I had her over, served her a crapload of wine, and introduced her to the oyster. She had never had one before. We shucked and sucked the creatures one by one, with candlelight. When it came time for her to go, we did the traditional kiss on both cheeks (I was in Quebec at the time) and then I gently stroked her cheek, and softly kissed her on the lips. Then, after her positive response, the kisses became more passionate, and eventually ended in some serious tongue action, and tight embraces. I asked her to stay, she wouldn't. She walked to the elevator literally saying "Whew!" and shaking her arms, and wiping her brow. We never hooked up beyond that (for reasons I won't disclose), but it was one awesome kiss.

But...But...We've only just begun, Slappy! Don't end it now!! <sobbing>



















Oh, wait a sec--we weren't going out in the first place, because I am not crazy enough to date you in 50 thousand million jillion years! I almost forgot!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!