35% of Women Have Engaged in Anal Sex

ANAL SEX
OK, I AM GOING TO BE QUITE HONEST ABOUT THIS, I LOVE ANAL SEX IT MAKES ME FEEL PRIMATIVE, DIRTY (WHICH I LIKE TO FEEL WHEN IM SCREWING) I REALLY ENJOY AND OF COURSE ITS NOT ALL THE TIME, BUT I REALLY LIKE TO FEEL LIKE IM BEING RAVISHED EVERYWHERE, IM GETTING HORNY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

I find that it makes people shout a lot.

Yeah, the neighbors are complaining...

Wouldn't you be worried about losing muscle tone later in life? This comes to mind because early in my career I had to give people barium enema's, fortunately for me no one ever lost the enema tip in my presence, unfortunately for a fellow student who wore a combination barium, sh*t in her hair.

Now that's a story to tell at dinner parties, Marty. "hey, remember that time..."

I've actually wondered about the muscle tone question, myself, though. I don't think it'd be a problem - I mean, those sphincter muscles are very strong and resilient.

Unless of course a person is having a lot of anal-a-thons involving huge fists and hamsters.

I work in a specialized division of radiology and don't have any first hand experience with crazy pelvic x-rays. I do have a file of my own(with pt names cut out of course) that friends in the ER had made copies of for me. One is of a dildo stuck up some poor guys butt. You could even see the outline of the batteries, another of a guy who came in through the ER claiming that he slipped after his shower right on an Old-spice bottle. Imagine the chances of that precise placement We walked around work whistling the theme song to the Old-spice commercial for weeks.
Then just this past week a female prisoner was brought in who claimed right before her cavity search to have a loaded gun up her vagina(Can I say vagina on A2K?) She was xrayed and found to have a lighter shaped as a gun and two chunks of heroin.
Here, as I'm typing more insane stories come to mind. Some guy had to have an 8 ounce tumbler surgically removed because he inserted in open end first so that when he tried to remove it there was a certain amount of pressure.

YEAH!!!! NICH AND KICKY ARE GETTING READY TO GET PRIMATIVE ON THE AAA THREAD!

HURRY UP OR YOU WON'T GET 3-D GLASSES!!!

DON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE THOUGH!!!!!! WE DON'T WANT IT TO GET TOO CROWDED THERE!!!!!!!!!

Well, you've got to make room for meeeee!!!
I even brought my binoculars and gas mask (just in case)...

WAIT FOR MEEEE...... I just have to change into my trousers that have the pocket linings removed.

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT IN ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!

WELL, BEND OVER AND WAIT YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aehm, I wanted to explicitly remind everyone, that I only paid for a visitor ticket - I am not part of the cast

Remember that play Oh! Calcutta!

didn't that involve audience participation?

O quel cul t'as

ne pas toucher, dys.


Oh yes Chai, but I ain't Jill

<Ellpus shuffles off home, bitterly disappointed.>

Spanky

On the other hand, I think I'll just watch.


Got any popcorn?

Does anal sex cause hemmoroids?