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35% of Women Have Engaged in Anal Sex

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mystery girl
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 10:40 am
tagged_lyricist wrote:
no me neither, never really seen the point of it, how does that benefit me man?


Have you done it? Has it been done well?

I would say - um, speaking purely speculatively of course, that there is something potentially to enjoy both from a physical standpoint and a mental/taboo/edgy perspective.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 10:42 am
Eryemil wrote:
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Eryemil wrote:
I've yet to meet a woman who actually enjoys anal sex, most I've talked to do it to please their partners.


Then you've yet to meet my ex-girlfriend from college. Also, just look up at the poll.


Having 'tried' anal sex and having enjoyed it are very different things.


I know one woman personally who in fact, does enjoy it and does it regularily.
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 10:48 am
Chai Tea wrote:
Here's a picture of me and montana, having gone through a lot of trouble to please this guy, ready to do our duty.

Chai: Prepped and ready to go. How long to you suppose this is going to take?

Montana: I don't know, I'd be able to judge better if I had a prostate.

Chai: Guys are so lucky.


http://www.southmetro.org/images/photo_gallery/hazmat.jpg


Laughing

<Montana turns around to find Farmerman standing there>

What do you think of all this, Farmer?
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 10:53 am
<chai handing montana a kleenex>

just in case....you go first.
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 10:56 am
No!!!!! I can't do it!!!!

Maybe if you go first I'll change my mind.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 10:59 am
<sigh>

don't we have something around here to numb the area?

Got any ASSpercream?
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 11:02 am
oooooooo....wait

here come that boxer dog again....maybe if we put a suit on her, he won't know the difference.
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 11:05 am
<Montana turns and runs away>
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 11:20 am
<Chai Tea "accidently" grabs bengay instead of asspercream"
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 11:21 am
dammit!

heeeeeere poochy poochy....


AHA! GOTCHA!

now, just put your widdle pawsies in these arms....what a good girl you are...yes.....
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 11:21 am
Shocked
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 11:26 am
roger wrote:
<Chai Tea "accidently" grabs bengay instead of asspercream"




ok poochie, I'm not gonna make you suffer....I'll just rub some of this stuff where the sun don't shine.....

<sticks opening of tube in boxers unmentionable place, and gives a pretty good squeeze>


Boxer: Arrroooo?
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Eryemil
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 01:54 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
roger wrote:
<Chai Tea "accidently" grabs bengay instead of asspercream"




ok poochie, I'm not gonna make you suffer....I'll just rub some of this stuff where the sun don't shine.....

<sticks opening of tube in boxers unmentionable place, and gives a pretty good squeeze>


Boxer: Arrroooo?


Shocked
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 01:57 pm
Lucky boxer.

I pay bloody good money for this sort of thing in Soho.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 02:01 pm
DOWN GIRL DOWN!

What in tarnation are ye jumping around for so?

OK Ellpus, she's all yours, have a good time....

<takes off running after montana>
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 02:04 pm
OK little doggie, just wait a minute while I insert your back legs into these wellington boots that I'm wearing.


<Thinks....Now all I need to do is face her towards that cliff edge over there, so she instinctively keeps backing up>
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 02:21 pm
Montana (in pigtails) does that dog have a prostate?

Chai (shorty in front) I think this is a future therapy moment.

http://heustess.com/pictures/gang33.jpg
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 02:28 pm
Well, I NEVER!

I am taking my bruised boxer and I AM GO-ING HOME!
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Eryemil
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 02:36 pm
Feel the power of the prostate. Twisted Evil
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 30 Mar, 2006 02:42 pm
ummmm.....bella.......sorry.......your dog has bengay up her butt......just thought you should know......
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