Re: How does one satisfy a Slovak?
Lord Ellpus wrote:I have managed to escape from the bedroom at this present time, by telling her that I am just nipping down for another high energy pill.
The bloody woman is insatiable!
She told all her friends and colleagues that she is at some seminar in Canada I believe, then turned up at my door wearing the vinyl cat suit that I bought her for Christmas, and for the past hour or so, has been ruining the suspension on the four poster.
As I type, I can hear her softly cooing......"ELLPUS, GET YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE BUTT BACK UP HERE, VE HAF MORE LUVVINK TO MAKE!"
How long do these Eastern Euro girls go on for? Does anyone know?
I'm not that young, you know....
HELP!!
You are not that young? Better living through chemicals. I recommend viagra and cialis.
Just started dating a Polish woman. I feel your pain. So much for the widow.
Damn, what is it with Polish women? What do they put in the water there?
