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Sat 25 Mar, 2006 05:52 pm
I have managed to escape from the bedroom at this present time, by telling her that I am just nipping down for another high energy pill.
The bloody woman is insatiable!
She told all her friends and colleagues that she is at some seminar in Canada I believe, then turned up at my door wearing the vinyl cat suit that I bought her for Christmas, and for the past hour or so, has been ruining the suspension on the four poster.
As I type, I can hear her softly cooing......"ELLPUS, GET YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE BUTT BACK UP HERE, VE HAF MORE LUVVINK TO MAKE!"
How long do these Eastern Euro girls go on for? Does anyone know?
I'm not that young, you know....
HELP!!
Vodka... Litres of vodka.
Vodka....check.
Where do I rub it? All over? Or just on the erroneous zones?
<"ELLPUS!!....NOW!">
"Be right there, petal.....I'm just getting the cooking oil that you asked for"
OK guys...I'm going back in. Wish me luck.................
Lord Ellpus wrote:Vodka....check.
Where do I rub it? All over? Or just on the erroneous zones?
No No No....It's meant to be taken infernally. You need to set up the lass on an IV drip.
taken infernally!! <snork>
Lion - assuming you meant internally, you should make it known to LordE that you mean orally.....
Never assume anything littlek. I ain't gonna touch "orally".
Teach her how to smoke the Polish pole.
better orally than than.... the alternative.
littlek wrote:better orally than than.... the alternative.
The vodka suppository ? I shudder to think...
Re: How does one satisfy a Slovak?
Lord Ellpus wrote:How long do these Eastern Euro girls go on for? Does anyone know?
4-5 hours. Do you want me to take over?
The slovak's did join the EU - so you get to share them?
Well.....the vodka on the parts didn't calm her down any. I think it would have been more effective if she had drunk the stuff.
Thanks for nothing, LTX!
After seven hours of non stop horizontal diddle-doodling of the danglies, she has finally gone off to sleep.
Snores like buggery!
Go paint something on her forehead.
Or wait! Shave her eyebrows off! That will be funny as hell.
Lord Ellpus wrote:Well.....the vodka on the parts didn't calm her down any. I think it would have been more effective if she had drunk the stuff.
Thanks for nothing, LTX!
After seven hours of non stop horizontal diddle-doodling of the danglies, she has finally gone off to sleep.
Snores like buggery!
Please refer back to page one of this thread, Your Lordship. You missed an important part of the strategy, and could have potentially saved some skin.
Tally Ho !
FIVE DAYS OF EXCRUTIATING PAIN/PLEASURE HAVE COME TO AN END!
This morning, I woke to find that she had left in a hurry. As the door slammed, I managed to release myself from the manacles and look out of the window. She was clattering down my path so fast, that she caused a set of those little rollers on her suitcase to fall off.
She hailed a cab, looked around and saw me, and blew a kiss.
I believe that she mouthed the words " I vill be back, dahlink. You did vell, Eenglishmunn, but Bozton ist calling."
With that, the cab door closed and she was driven away.
My body is withered, the vital juices long since emptied, but I will recover.
What a woman!
Ooooohhhh..... interestink!
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