Hmmm. I had a similar experience, but I don't remember much. I was on my way to this conference in Transylvania, when I was stopped by a mysterious man in a coach pulled by three black beasts of horses... Then I don't know of anything, until I was at the airport with a battered up suitcase. Perhaps it was an alien abduction?
It's possible, but...
<hands Dag a mirror>
...You might want to check your neck. Do you see two small puncture marks a couple of inches apart?
... giving new meaning to the expression, "vamp till ready"....
uh, sorry, cannot respond. this....sun....is....hurting my eyesssss.........
<pssst, I saw dag walk by a mirror and she wasn't reflected in it. What does this mean? Should I take her to the doctor?>
It means you should clean your mirror.
Oh! That's good - much cheaper......
Glad you didn't say "hump" there, K - Ellpus would have had an attack of the screaming heeby-jeebies (or whatever those toffs have!)
How does one satisfy a Slovak? Easy.
Make her do your laundry, clean the house, make dinner, then have sex with her at your will.
Nothing makes Eastern European women happier than making sure they keep busy playing their womanly roles.
I'm out...
Yeah, right! I'd run, too!!!
Margo - How many nicknames do you all have for those poms?
Re: How does one satisfy a Slovak?
Lord Spankerella McFarlane wrote:How does one satisfy a Slovak?
One does not satisfy a Slovak, three might just!
How does one satisfy a Slovak?
Corndogs
amigo, is corndogs the answer to everything?
Vodka ! I tell you, vodka. Properly administered, of course.
Re: How does one satisfy a Slovak?
Chumly wrote:Lord Spankerella McFarlane wrote:How does one satisfy a Slovak?
One does not satisfy a Slovak, three might just!
I like chumly.
And don't underestimate the power of stuffing bacon into sardines.
Re: How does one satisfy a Slovak?
dagmaraka wrote:I like chumly.
And I like you dagmaraka.
