oh yeah.
I have one of those.
they are great.
and yeah montana,... there are such things as the 'real skin' type vibrators.
they look a bit funny.. but still feel like rubber..
I dont care how hard someone tries to mimick the real thing.
it isnt happening in a package.. know what i mean?
Bella Dea wrote:OCCOM BILL wrote: But I do have a few words of caution against over use. You may find yourself becoming desensitized and enjoying the real thing less if you go too nuts.
Good point Bill. Direct contact with the clitoris can cause temporary desensitization (is that a word?). It isn't permanent but should you have sex between sessions, you might need twice the stimulation as normal to climax.
over use can also cause a type of incontinence
Too much direct contact with a clitoris has never caused me any problems.
Apart from being late for work now and then, maybe.
lack of oxygen can be a problem too..
all depends on your positioning..
People, I cannot take this this early in the morning. At least not while sitting at my desk and unable to consider the matter...more extensively.
mystery girl wrote:People, I cannot take this this early in the morning. At least not while sitting at my desk and unable to consider the matter...more extensively.
Then may I suggest that you purchase the "Maude Ellpus" (page 20) so that everyone will think you are just listening to some classical music.
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Then may I suggest that you purchase the "Maude Ellpus" (page 20) so that everyone will think you are just listening to some classical music.
Do you think anyone would notice if I'm in a meeting at the time? ...Ooh, in public...hmmm, now I'm really in trouble.
depends on if you slip out of the chair or not..
Of course, the aforementioned range of organitic assisters are only my bestsellers, and there are several others that cater for the more specialist organismatist, but unfortunately do not really sell in large volumes.
They are:-
Fraud Ellpus......for those of you that like badboys. Choice of two colours, prison orange or chain gang grey.
Broad Ellpus.......try THIS for a day or two, and you'll be walking like John Wayne.
Claude Ellpus......wearing a little latex beret, it croons French phrases such as "VA! VA!" and "Arrive! Arrive....Depeche toi!"
Gnawed Ellpus.....one of our least succesful lines, I'm afraid. Discontinued.
Moored Ellpus......this one's waterproof, so it is ideal for those quiet boating holidays.
Snored Ellpus......emulates the average male, by emitting a snoring noise for twenty minutes after the job is done.
Stored Ellpus......for your discretion, this only works when in the vicinity of loud refidgeration units at the local supermarket.
Lord Ellpus wrote:Of course, the aforementioned range of organitic assisters are only my bestsellers, and there are several others that cater for the more specialist organismatist, but unfortunately do not really sell in large volumes.
They are:-
Fraud Ellpus......for those of you that like badboys. Choice of two colours, prison orange or chain gang grey.
Broad Ellpus.......try THIS for a day or two, and you'll be walking like John Wayne.
Claude Ellpus......wearing a little latex beret, it croons French phrases such as "VA! VA!" and "Arrive! Arrive....Depeche toi!"
Gnawed Ellpus.....one of our least succesful lines, I'm afraid. Discontinued.
Moored Ellpus......this one's waterproof, so it is ideal for those quiet boating holidays.
Snored Ellpus......emulates the average male, by emitting a snoring noise for twenty minutes after the job is done.
Stored Ellpus......for your discretion, this only works when in the vicinity of loud refidgeration units at the local supermarket.
I think I'm partial to the Roared Ellpus. But tell me, does the Maude actually come with the Bentley, or is that extra?
Bella Dea wrote:
You should see what they make for men.
Masturbate for Peace
N-larger
Bulb
ehh.. you get the hint. ;-)
We must talk. Definitely, we must talk. Ladies, I may need some help on this one.
Now why didn't I think of that? 
