What about B.O.B?

why did it take so many pages to ask???

just come out and say " HEY I GOT A VIBRATOR QUESTION"

and see if it answers..

Of course, the aforementioned range of organitic assisters are only my bestsellers, and there are several others that cater for the more specialist organismatist, but unfortunately do not really sell in large volumes.

They are:-

Fraud Ellpus......for those of you that like badboys. Choice of two colours, prison orange or chain gang grey.

Broad Ellpus.......try THIS for a day or two, and you'll be walking like John Wayne.

Claude Ellpus......wearing a little latex beret, it croons French phrases such as "VA! VA!" and "Arrive! Arrive....Depeche toi!"

Gnawed Ellpus.....one of our least succesful lines, I'm afraid. Discontinued.

Moored Ellpus......this one's waterproof, so it is ideal for those quiet boating holidays.

Snored Ellpus......emulates the average male, by emitting a snoring noise for twenty minutes after the job is done.

Stored Ellpus......for your discretion, this only works when in the vicinity of loud refidgeration units at the local supermarket.

because you dont have 'em

Here's the link:

http://www.sexed.com/0610-20-3.htm

Like all forms of masturbation; give yourself a break when approaching opportunities for actual human contact (hint, hint :wink:).

Come on boys... don't be shy... I'm sincerely curious here. I always wondered if a guy would be jelous if he had a girlfriend who had a toy...

LOL well she asked... hehehe... I hope that was ok... rut ro... umm... just in case... I'm sorry! I didn't know it was wrong!... (if it was) Aaaahhhh!!

Ooooooohh! That makes sense. I mean, more than that you all erupted into such coarse verbal explicitisms that they had to censor the lot of you...

So, its against the TOS to post pics of vibrators then? Damn

Oh and in reply to your Q:

hephzibah wrote:

Come on boys... don't be shy... I'm sincerely curious here. I always wondered if a guy would be jelous if he had a girlfriend who had a toy...

Actually, I'm a bit embarrassed more like the opposite way round, cause, you know - I don't think I had any long-term gf who had one of these creatures ... I mean, no way to know with the short-term ones, of course, cos y'r not so likely to haul 'em from the box on yer first night together, are you? But the ladies I was actually with for years, nope ... none of 'em*. Which makes me actually feel kinda shy and embarrassingly 'green', cos it looks like, at 34, I'm a total nitwit about the finer sophistications of sex! No experience with partners-with-sex toys ... period. <sigh>

*Tho truth told, there was the case of the gf who told me that she used to have one, when she was living with her previous bf, but one day it just disappeared from the cupboard ... she suspected him, thought he mighta been jealous ... tho I cant imagine there having been any reason to, she was still always complaining she wasn't getting enough!

So is it like, really, everyone has 'em now, then?

hephzibah wrote:

LOL well she asked... hehehe... I hope that was ok... rut ro... umm... just in case... I'm sorry! I didn't know it was wrong!... (if it was) Aaaahhhh!!

Tis okie! No problem! Was just tryin' to give ya a hard time. :wink:

Yup...the Bob is in the goody drawer. Some gals share, some don't.

Speaking of Bobs...Have you ever seen those ones that attach to a chin? Not exactly battery operated, but they have these funny straps so that IT comes jutting out from your partner's chin?

It cracks me up the things some people think of.