What about B.O.B?

Yeah, and the scary part is that I haven't been with a man in over 8 years Shocked

My choice to be alone at the moment, but there's no excuse for me not having any toys.....None at all!

Laughing

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Definitely C batteries, Montana. Use C batteries. Laughing

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Hey, you know they have these life size guy doll things now that are not those cheap blow up things, but are made of silicone or some such thing and they're heavy (150 lbs), feel like real skin and you can even pick the size of his....Ummmm....B.O.B, yeah B.O.B.
They will even customize it and if you send them a photo of a certain guys face, they'll make it to look like him ;-)
Only problem is that it costs about $10,000, damn!!!!

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Momma Angel wrote:

Definitely C batteries, Montana. Use C batteries.

I think I better Laughing

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Heph
13 YEARS Shocked

Holy cow!!!! I thought I broke some kind of record or something.

I bow to you, my queen Laughing

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Montana,

Hmmmm. Think I'll stick with Bob. Men get under your feet, ya know? :wink:

If I went thirteen years, I'd expect to be a virgin again! Shocked

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Momma Angel wrote:

Montana,

Hmmmm. Think I'll stick with Bob. Men get under your feet, ya know? :wink:

If I went thirteen years, I'd expect to be a virgin again!

I hear ya. I'm pretty set in my ways as well ;-)

Yeah, 13 years surely should qualify as a born again virgin, for sure.

I vote yes :-)

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I heard a joke about that once but I can't tell it in mixed company. Laughing

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Heph,

I am sure every man and woman has been there. I've always heard you either do masturbate or you lie about it. Most people just don't like to talk about it. Hey, you're human. Laughing

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I hear ya Heph. In fact, I'm planning on giving my ex a visit for a week sometime next year and hopefully every year after that.
we couldn't live together, but we still love eachother and as long as neither one of us is attacked, we figure, why not.
That's if he can get his **** together long enough for us to make it happy.

He's quite a sexy guy and I could use some of that at the moment.

Sure beats B.O.B ;-)

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Umm...a few posts up I said " as long as neither of us is attacked", I meant to say attached, lol.

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Momma Angel wrote:

Definitely C batteries, Montana. Use C batteries.

Why wuss out? If yer gonna go battery, go with a Group 8D Marine Deep Cycle or better, something with around 1200 Cold Cranking Amps @ 0°F (-18°C) and about 225 Amp Hours of rated constant-load output @ 32°F (0°C).

http://www.jackrabbitmarine.com/(qndp0qv4oa51oq45jnelr545)/files/234/Gel.jpg

Ya wanna get a sealed Gell Cell type; they don't leak, and can be mounted in any position - even inverted. With a 2½-farad capacitor to handle the starting load, one of those puppies will run a small arc welder for several minutes.

And of course, in a pinch, you can always use it to jump-start your car.

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Yeah? Well, I am! Timber, where do I git me one of them? Laughing

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Any good-sized truck, boat or RV dealership oughtta be able to help ya out. Prolly wanna get a cart, too, if yer looking for any sorta portability; a battery like that has handles, yeah, but its gonna weigh somewhere near 150 pounds. Prolly cost between 3 and 4 hundred bucks, BTW.

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Dang Timber, I might as well just spring for the $10,000 grand guy Montana told us about! Laughing

Uh, hold that thought, Timber.

So Heph, what's your dad's number?

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timberlandko wrote:

Momma Angel wrote:
Definitely C batteries, Montana. Use C batteries.

Why wuss out? If yer gonna go battery, go with a Group 8D Marine Deep Cycle or better, something with around 1200 Cold Cranking Amps @ 0°F (-18°C) and about 225 Amp Hours of rated constant-load output @ 32°F (0°C).

Ya wanna get a sealed Gell Cell type; they don't leak, and can be mounted in any position - even inverted. With a 2½-farad capacitor to handle the starting load, one of those puppies will run a small arc welder for several minutes.

And of course, in a pinch, you can always use it to jump-start your car.

Yeah yeah, now that's what I'm talkin about :-)

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Montana is one heck of a woman, I'd say! Laughing

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Awwww shucks :-)

Right back at you girls :-D

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Now if we could just find men who are worthy of us, we'll be all set ;-)

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In the mean time, I must do some research and buy me the best B.O.B a woman can buy :-)

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