echi,
Uh, we've all kind of been wondering where you ran off to? Whatcha been doin sweetie? :wink:
Oh BTW, check your pms.
Hey, Momma... Yeah, I had my hands busy.
Are we talking battery operated boyfriend ? Just curious ...
Hey, there's LTX of the spooky disappearing posts...
Next time I look, this one'll be gone too...
From the Dresden Dolls:
"Coin Operated Boy"
coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy
made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....
coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......
this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.
and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath
coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.
hephzibah wrote:Close...
Battery Operated Boyfriend.
I just may...
When you mentioned the flashlight, I instantly thought "Big Old Balls".
Size doesn't matter in a b.o.b. nearly as much as battery strength. Take my advice, skip the AAs and go for the C cell type.
It all depends on the man, heph. Personally I like a woman who is aquainted with Bob. Means she knows what she likes, and if she ain't getting it, she knows how to look out for number one. I have known a few fellas who have felt mighty intimidated by Bob over the years, but they are mostly losers in one respect or another. :wink:
Big Balls - ACDC
I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all
CHORUS
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
CHORUS
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish
Heph
Oh yeah! I forgot about the Big Balls song. Now I'll be singing it in my head all night, lol.
Wasn't that an Aerosmith song?
No worries, Heph. I love the Big Balls song :-)
Nice breath of fresh air, LionTamer is.
Me, I think these devices help a woman of any age know herself, arguably stop herself from connecting with some fool, and can be part of playtime for happy couples.
Timber,
You are such a hoot!
So, you gonna go with the rope or the C batteries?
Oh yes! Todays electronics have much more desireable features as well ;-) Ummm....That's what I heard anyway.
This reminds me that I really need to get myself one :-D
