Sheep - a poem in one sentence

The idiosyncrasy of talking about the oaf is more than quite apparent it shouts like a demented chimp with a mouthful of red hot chilly peppers

Merely a bagatelle, I know.

However, you are guilty of anguine methods in accusing me of laggarding over the sapper!

Let us agree to leave the anchoret to his own devices of grime and misery.

Did you see the 'rose dress' Sarah Ladrook exhibited at the Westminster cat walk yesterday? That was an eye catching number if ever I saw one. The model showing it off looked sensational. I wouldn't mind her mobile number.

Simply as a matter of interest on a personal basis, what made you decide on relocating to England?

How can you feel sorry for Norman Bates?

Everybody can blame circumstances, its what you do or don't do that matters. Every Tom Dick and Harry sticking knives in schoolmates, teachers, policemen and women is moaning about circumstances and the fact he didn't have a teddy bear to play with, when he was a kid.

If celibacy is becoming more common then perhaps that is the answer, I would suggest a posthumous award for Alfred Hitchcock then, it should have been sorted out years ago. Throw the celibates to the lions on a Friday afternoon and just watch those arena 's fill up with punters.

Things are not much different now than they ever were. Media concentration on several news channels alone gives them more time to fill your head with every street corner crime, which is then picked up on by the newspaper lads and further glorified.

I rather think a mature person could suss out all he/she needed to regarding an internet acquaintance.

It's the kids I worry about, they can be so easily led and these pillocks are professional in their approach.

More lion fodder.

The cross is in the ball park. All seventy four thousand plus at one game to worship.

No you shouldn't have said anything at all, jumping to conclusions is for idiots. Couple idiocy with an anguine temperament and you automatically become venomous. That is no way for a lady to behave. Is it?

The eye shadow for 'dramatic effect' as I said previously, 'Your a Drama Queen'

I don't see anything funny in my being interested in how women look. It is extremely important to me exactly how women look. I find the subject quite fascinating actually, evolved apes with mascara, eye shadow, lipstick, gloss, blushers, powder and don't forget the fancy scent. If my wife is purchasing special attire, I always go with her, she goes to those fancy stores, it amuses me how the owner of the boutique is usually a male dressed up like a dogs dinner and he has two immaculately dressed, well made up and presented ladies doing the fetching and carrying. I normally sit down and read the newspaper, do the crossword or whatever, the newspaper will either be The Times or Telegraph. Then one of these classy ladies will come over to me with coffee and biscuits, even scones. I watch all the habits of staff and customers accordingly. The different aromas of scent and the price, don't forget the price. The Mister Teezy Weezy guy walks across to me every time my wife parades in front of the mirror, "This certainly suits your beautiful wife Sir," he will say. "What do you think?" I say, "She looks great, but she looks great in jeans and a t-shirt too. This coffee and biscuits of yours sure costs a packet."

Haven't you noticed how much you have improved in the walking sphere also?

I left your comments re; British Citizenship and your American birthright for a while, expecting one of your fellow Americans to blast you for banjaxing your own people. I would think that nature alone implants a special and indissoluble attraction to that country to which you owe your birth and infant nurture.

It is somewhat akin to being a traitor you know.

I trust you are enjoying the visit from your American friend, is it her first trip to the UK?

I hurt my back today by foolishly carrying two railway sleepers (one at a time of course) up twenty odd steps. If I had waited until this evening I could have phoned one of my son in laws to help me. So now I am in pain through being foolish. No good asking anybody for sympathy at all. They would think of me as mad.

Not quite Aidan, it has as much to do with the English Flag or your land of infant nurture and birth as it has to do with Abbot & Costello, Mike & Bernie Winters, Laurel and Hardy or Mother Theresa. One no longer sees the church pews occupied, (in the mid west they might) but all the ball parks are places of worship. The Cross is in the ball park.

You accept certain marriages have arrangements then?

Wow, this I would like to hear about, did you want to tell me that your marriage or marriages had special arrangements? What about wife swapping parties, did you ever attend any? I know of people who have, it always seems to end with a parting of the ways or megga problems. I think its much safer just collecting phone numbers. But please feel free to fire away with your confessions I am all ears..

The early years of my childhood were extremely hard years for my parents as for all other working class families especially after the war. I was well accustomed to hand me downs. I recall having my first brand new blazer though when I was eleven.

What are you going to do with the jacket when you tire of it?
Just a point of interest, do you buy your off-spring second hand clothes?

The walking bit, I meant as well evolved apes, you know its a good improvement.

Not patriotic, may I enquire do you have communistic tendencies. It is strange that you should feel so alienated from The United States, your country of birth. Texas isn't so bad, I spent some time in Plano and Dallas many years ago. Nice climate, clean city, nice shopping facilities, people I met all came across as being nice and amicable. Whats your problem with Texas young lady? There was one if I remember correctly though,
Dean Arnold Coril, aka 'The Candy Man' he was naughty.

You do have a tendency to be a bit of a Janus, you can't have everything your own way Aidan.

Your showing signs of being alarmed and possessing an anti-American foreign policy. Fine, your entitled to think any way you wish or have been brain washed into doing, but your government has a hell of a job on keeping you all in the lifestyle you have. Take Manhattan as an example, have you any idea how many people live there, need to unload there, eat and drink there, be entertained there, keep hot or cold there, drive there? You should be proud they make it possible, it is no easy task. You state there are other ways of life just as good, well you need to tell all of us how to find the location, we can all jump on the gravy train then. How you opt to compare your non patriotism with 'sticky toffee pudding and apple pie,' I have no idea. It makes no sense whatsoever.

As for Landon Donovan and Kobi Jones, I do not recognise the names. There is football and there is football. Check therm out if you wish they may have been players. I have a cup winners medal inscribed to my grandad on my late mothers side. He played for Witton Albion, the team is still going as well.

My back, no longer a problem, I bollocked it good style last night and splashed some horse liniment on. My wife played hell with me, it smells awful she said as I climbed into bed. So what I thought, it will be better in the morning and it was. Then just to rub it in she changed the sheets

again, new sheets two days running,

whatever next, an au pair would be alright I suppose, plenty of room. I'll ask her next week.

You are being a supercilious termagant here Aidan. You were in prior posts, exposing a self opinionated superiority complex which needed to be curtailed.

There was no need for your misgivings, no need at all, however the same gave me an obligation to fire your own mis-givings back at you and you don't like it one iota.

I'm not looking for an award for arm wrestling with a woman either, so if you wish to converse with me further, simply keep it contained to common sense and don't even attempt to use me as your whipping block young lady.

I merely gave you the option of light discussion following your being marooned, I considered I was responsible in a little way. Nothing more was ever a consideration.

Your also blaming the past for all your problems, instead of getting on with life. Ever sat down Christmas day with a can of beans and a piece of bread that was just about passable for human consumption if it was toasted heavily? I doubt it, so we can drop the competition about whats what and you can behave yourself.

I rather think every sane minded person is aware of the levels of discrimination in the world today let alone the past. Your not an isolated case, I have more concern about this trait than you will ever know.
There is no present answer either, we may refer to it as part of our evolution which needs sorting out sooner, rather than later. As I have said before, it is no easy task keeping us lot satisfied and living in comparative harmony.

You have had your tantrum, I have no pleasure in taming the shrew so to speak, but you needed a rap on the knuckles.

The balls in your court Aidan, I don't make conditional demands at all, but I expect respect if we are in discussion of a normal nature.

So tell me about your nice day and fun evening. :wink: