Let's reinvent some words...

sonnet: those trackers you implant at birth to track your male children

Oh, Cav, that's scary!

I thought sonnets were those porno computer sites where your son keeps going because he can get around any blocks parents try to put on the family computer...

That too...

speaking of inventing new meanings, with an allusion to Cav's milk comment;
the term homo used for milk that has not had all, 1%, or 2% of its butterfat removed is blatantly incorrect as it refers to "homogenized", whereas the proper trem is "whole milk". All the milk is homogenized to prevent the butterfat (cream) from separating on the shelf. So calling the milk "homo" does not define it at all!

nit picker: someone who finds fault with the typically used names of milk types.

And my sexual preferrence is "tri";
I'm not gay, and I'm not bi, but I do try!

pedant: insect who leaves car at home

brittle--an English wordsmith

BoGoWo, of course, you are correct about the milk, despite the association that has arisen between 'homo' and 'whole' milk. Interestingly, some years ago, in an attempt to promote dairy products, the dairy board blitzed the city with billboard and subway ads. I nearly pissed myself when I got off at Wellesly station, portal to the gay village and saw a big 'Drink homo' ad staring at me, with a buff guy painted like a cow enjoying a mysterious white liquid.

Another funny promotion I saw the other day, and it fits here: The War Amps new fundraising program is called "Operation Legacy"

Amputee--someone dedicated to getting the most efficient current from an electrical device

Canadian--devotee of foodstuffs preserved in metallic containters

metal lic: genetically altered salt blocks for cows of a different persuasion who enjoy head banger music.

DOMINO: One who isn't into b & d

WHIPPET: One who is

pedalling: a fish who needs a bicycle

Setanta: one who is asking if anyone has seen Tonto (but has a strange accent, ie See Tonto?)

nice doggie, good dog

Tonto: what babies say when they learn the name of my fine city

Doughnut -- a money grubber

whinery--a retirement home

retire - well, everyone has to do that once in a while to keep from having a blow-out on the highway

Cav...;

"'Drink homo" And "Operation Legacy";

you do have a wee mean bone in your body (somewhere)

and Setanta;
could "amputee" be an electronic levitation device, for keeping the golf ball ever so slightly above the ground, while playing shots on the green?

Maybe a wee one, BoGoWo, but those posts were both true...I think the mean part of me says: "Dang, wish I had thought of those first."