I think it is time to reinvent some words, perhaps just because I am bored with the old ones. I shall present a few examples, to get things started:
psyclops: A mental health professional with only one eye
irreverandt: A preacher who's sermons are meaningless
misscommunication: 1. A yenta, a gossip, a woman who talks too much 2. A brave woman who facilitates peaceful relationships through talking
testofie: (pron. tes-toe-fy): A quiz on cuss words
Anyway, you get the idea