@dlowan,
Italy was routinely like that - the average non high end place would offer a roll , butter patty, and maybe jam, and pretty good coffee and hot milk on the side.
I learned to request no breakfast when setting up my last trips, as that saved dollars, back then. As it happened, a friend of a friend 's mate owned a lot of breakfast and bar concessions in Florence. At least back then, you could say no; I don't know about now. I like nosing around in a city for pastry shops and coffee bars.
That was for fellow italians too. The whole breakfast extravaganza thing would tend to be at tourist places. Maybe my best extravaganza breakfast ever was in Mexico - not just all the fruit, but how wonderful it was.
Aside from tourist breakfasts like that one in Mexico, besides Italy I've traveled similarly spare in the morning in the U.S., except that the muffin is worse and the coffee arguably a blank.