Is it Normal to Feel Ruttish, Every Moment of the Day?
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Lord Ellpus wrote:Chai Tea wrote:
I wouldn't care to tell anyone who in my life I am secretly having a torrid affair with....especially not the person I'm mentally having it with....
oh lord....that would be awful....
That's it...go on.....leave a major clue hanging out there in the ether.
I thought that our little mental dalliance was going to remain a secret.
I am feeling rather ruttish now.
Oh, you poor baby! I'll have my girl to call her for you...
<PoetSeductress' secretary, fanning herself, trying not to faint from the sight of the strikingly handsome man standing in front of her>:
"Paging Chai Tea! Please come to the front desk. Quickly! There is a rigorous, debonair blond by the name of (trying to catch her breath) Lord-Help-Us (ahem)... Lord Ellpus ruttishly waiting for you."