FraCtuRed FliCks IV: Merging Titles

The Grapes of Rambo

Rambo carries on his fight in the fertile farmland of California.

The Creature from the Blue Lagoon

Shipwrecked kids swim with the monster; they become like family.

20,000 Leagues Beneath the Coral Reef

Big octopus, um . . .

The Bowery Rascals

Slip and Alphalfa match wits for the favor of a beautiful girl. Her brother is a criminal, unknown to his family and friends . . .

Abbot and Costello Meet Laurel and Hardy

Too funny for words.

Crash into Brokeback Mountain

tale of tangled relations

Buck and Elmer Gantry

Sidney Poitier and Burt Lancaster love 'm and strike a blow for civil rights too.

War of the Worlds Games

Tom Cruise contacts the Department of Defense via computer and plays an all-too-real game of self-destruction.

Fried Green Magnolias

Tom Cruise and Kathy Bates swap recipes in a moody setting.

Annie Got Her Gun

Paraplegic Annie Oakley applies for a job with Buffalo Bill's show.

They Died With Their Lipstick On

The Jaws of Moby

The pursuit of the great white beast ends with the ship getting swamped and the main character getting rescued.

Not another precusor to "Brokeback." The funniest sequence at the Oscars is when Jon Stewart introduced the series of film clips of old Westerns with all the homo-erotic stuff going on. The one with Charlton Heston and Gregory Peck from "The Big Country" was a riot.

"The Big Country Girl"

Heston and Peck decide they are meant for each other after the big fist fight and sail down the river in their love boat.

Rosemary's Baby: The Lost Legend - Jurassic Era Manhattanites dabble in the black arts.

Route 666 Degrees of Separation - there's precious little that separates Will Smith from the devil.

Seven Brides for Seven Samurai - Musical about how Toshiro Mifune and Howard Keel found wives.

Y'all are hot this week!

"Brokeback Crash Mountain"

A bunch of L.A. eccentric weirdos invade Jack and Ennis' mountain haven and offer to start an orgy.
The pair throw up their hands in disgust, dawn pink cowboy hats and move to San Francisco.

The Island of Dr Strangelove

Demented Nazi in a wheelchair does experiments on animals.