For a Few Tangos in Paris
Man with no name lands in France, sexual encounters follow.
Gone with the Sixty Seconds Wind
Scarlet gets dragged back into buggy theft when she has to steal 20 vintage buggies in 24 hours to save Rhett's life.
Confessions of a Chinese Fried Green Tomato Eater
Vincent Price at his horrific best wining and dining chinese ladies with fried green tomatoes, just so he can kill them later on.
Mysery Breaks
Demented woman captures a horse thief, but has her own punishment in mind.
The Little Big Fifty Foot Woman
Woman blown up by radiation stomps on Custer before the Indians even get there.
Tall in the Blazing Saddle
John Wayne is hired as the town's new marshall.
"Young Mr. Lincoln Frankenstein"
Frankenstein's monster runs for President under the alias of Abraham Lincoln and meets his end when a mob organized by John Wilkes Booth descends on the White House with torches and pitch forks. Now, wait -- don't get any ideas about our newst President.
"The Unforgiven Magnificent Obsession"
Clint Eastwood is a gun slinger who accidentally blinds Gene Hackman's sheriff, later becomes a doctor and cures his blindness and they live happily ever after under Brokeback Mountain.
Music Man on the Roof
Harold Hill leads his boys band atop a roof and gets them killed.
My Fair Serpico
Corrupt cops teach new cop the ropes.
Paint Your Wagon Train
Clint Eastwood and Ward Bond sing their way through an old fashioned wagon paint fest.
Diary of a Middle Aged Crazy Housewife
I Am a Curious Yellow Submarine
Bawdy exploits of the crew of a yellow submarine.
Marat/Pecker
Adam Sandler and the Royal Shakespeare Society in a play concerning the French Revolution and an 18 year old boy's efforts to photograph the era.
How the War Was Won
John Lennon in a tale of war and the old west.
Escape from the Seven Year Itch.
Clint Eastwood is helped by a blonde woman that lives upstairs
The Wizard of the OK Corral
The Clanton Brothers realize they aren't in Kansas anymore and want to get home.
The Petrified Jungle Book
Bogart, raised with wolves, tries to swing through the petrified trees, with little success.
Guess Who's Coming to Eternity
Sinatra and Poitier, Pearl Harbor, and two beautiful women.
The Watermellon Man of La Mancha
Man's skin unexplainedly changes from black to white and he spends his days tilting at windmills.
