FraCtuRed FliCks IV: Merging Titles

"Lost Horizons Weekend"

Passangers on a champagne flight over the Himalayas over indulge, including the pilot, and the plane crashes in the mountains. They find Shangri La and spend the most of the movie searching for a hidden bottle. They all end up in a High Llama AA.

Ernest Saves Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Nuf said.

No description required. Maybe batteries.

I actually saw this on a marquee in 1995. I often wondered what the movie would be about ....

Indian in the
Babe

I bet they meant Indian in the Cupboard and Babe.

They must have run out of letters for "Indian in the Cupboard."

Hmm, great minds.

Maybe the Indian shows up on the farm and helps Babe herd.

...and ya think Babe might be a gay pig, herding sheep and all?

I never watched Indian in the, but did see Babe.

Short marquee.. they ran out of space..


It certainly leaves a lot of room for description of the movie.

Carousel Lady

Billy Bigalow wagers that he can transform Liza Dolittle into a certified merry go round operator.

Looking for Mr Zhivago.

After a failed affair, a schoolteacher spends her nights cruising nightclubs during the Bolshevik Revolution.

The Man With the Gold Rose Tattoo

Frankie Sinatra tattoes a gold rose on his chest with a drug needle. He wants Anna Magniani (sp) to like him, but can't kick the drug habit.

"Northwest Passage to India"

Roger's Rangers take a trip to India after tiring of the American Indians and get in trouble in the Marabo caves.

Peabody and the Eye of the Tiger

Peabody finds a mermaid on the beach. He tries to transform her into a sports star.

Come Back Under the Rainbow

Shirley Booth plays a midget maid in the shoot of Wizard of Oz.

Parados is giving us a run for our money.

Three Men and the Water Boy

Three bachelors find themselves having to take care of a misfit when someone leaves a water bottle on their doorstep.

Re: FraCtuRed FliCks IV: Merging Titles


Actually, I saw an episode of the more recent Muppet Show series in which a bunch of apes is employed at the theatre. When they have done their chores they can go "play with the monolith" as reward.

"Breakfast at Porky's"
Holly Golighty teaches night club owner to write and finally makes man of Pee Wee. Nominated for record number of razzies.

"Ronout in Beverly Hills"
Jean Reno as lone hitman hits rockbottom at the bottom of rich man, Richard Dreyfuss', pool. The film then continues as a reality TV story featuring Paris Hilton.

The Magnificent Seventh Seal
Steven Seagal as last surviving member of squad of navy seals battles Death in a game of interpretations from the musical chess presided over by judge and jury Simon Cowell.

Cool Hand Lenny

Prison inmate gives stand up routine, runs afoul of the warden for use of four letter words.