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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:26 pm
I was at a party with many politicians. I saw TedKennedy at the buffet table making an absolute pig of himself. I came up behind him under the guise of getting some food. My fork slipped and I poked him in the rump. "I'm sorry", I said in mock disbelief at the faux pas I had just performed. "That's alright" Teddy said with an insincere smile. The whole ugly incident was quickly forgotten.

Don't get me wrong, I'm still a Democrat!
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 12:55 pm
NickFun lies.

Also, stuffed olives are delightful.

And so far I'm the only one related to a famous person: Giovanni Ribisi, cousins.

But if Joe Nation really slept with someone famous, he wins. Especially if it was Jake Gyllenhall.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 01:09 pm
I wish it was a lie Cypher. The fork did not penetrate deeply enough to break the skin, otherwise it would have been a major news story. "NickFun fails in assasination attempt".
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 01:16 pm
nimh wrote:
Humphrey Bogart.


Liar!!!!

[size=7]<Can I touch you?>[/size]
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 01:22 pm
LOL! Hey, you asked...

ok, so my answer just happened to come right in the middle of another question being answered, but, you know ... <blinks innocently>
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 01:33 pm
I thought you'd seen him, but you'd have been....a seed in your mother uterus, I think. I forget how old you are.

Favorite Bogey movie...?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 01:37 pm
Hey ... NickFun forked my uncle-in-law.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 06:03 pm
Ticomaya ended the thread! Yay!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 06:56 pm
I'm still trying to figure out who just came out.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 07:54 pm
Joe Nation did. I outed him.
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 07:55 pm
I never would have known.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 08:08 pm
It's a huge throbbing surprise to me too.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 08:18 pm
Maltese Falcon
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 08:18 pm
Who turned up the lights in here?

<squint>
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 08:29 pm
Ticomaya wrote:
Maltese Falcon


My favorite movie of all time.
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 08:37 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
It's a huge throbbing surprise to me too.

I think we may have glossed over this...without due examination. Very Happy
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 08:40 pm
Put those gloves away!
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 08:54 pm
Thank you, Lash, for bringing the focus back where it belongs after everyone is digressing about movies and other trivial matters.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 09:01 pm
There were three crows at the water's edge.
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 15 Mar, 2006 09:01 pm
Did one of them have a huge throbbing penis?
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