Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

No!

John Malkovich is the best actor on the planet.

And he lives in Cambridge and said 'Hi' to me once.

Did that getcha all moist when he said that?

no. why do you ask?

i was flabbergasted.
i was staring at him with my jaw dropped, couldn't even move.... so he said 'hi' and i didn't even muster as much composure as to say 'hi' back. just kept staring. not among the suavest moments...

I guess I'm jaded from having met so many famous people. My jaw does not drop. My eyes don't bulge. Nuthin. I met Tina Turner - nuthin. Patrick Duffy - nuthin. And I've known Denis Leary for years. Double nuthin. Other too - all nuthin.

I've seen, but not met, Jack Lemmon, Bing Crosby, Peter Lawford, and a few others that I can't remember their names. I have met Mako (he signed my VCR on Sand Pebbles), Sab Shimono (a childhood friend), and Lindsay Hamilton (professional singer).

I've met quite a bunch, too. Including a few presidents and their wives. (Hillary Clinton, with her cold eyes and wet cold hand). But that was when I expected to meet them - at a reception or a conference, or through my father... not in the street while talking to a friend in my sweat pants. And an actor that I'd expect to live in hollywood, not in cambridge. and my most favorite actor in the world, too. apparently, he lives here. must be destiny.

(Joe was awakened by the sound of thumping, something bumping rhythmically on the walls and ceiling of his apartment. He checked the hallway, but saw nothing. He looked out the window and up and down the fire escape, but saw nothing. The thumping continued. Was it the new couple next door? At four-forty five in the morning? And weren't they brother and sister? Joe pressed his left ear against the living room wall, there was a hum, a couple of hums, the sound of a fan and the low music of the universe.

Joe shrugged. <shrug>

He carried his coffee across the room and sat down at his computer. Ah, here it is, on A2K, they are engaged in a furious attempt to be the one to drop the most names.

Joe(I had sex with... oh, nevermind)Nation

Dale Evans
Clayton Moore
David Suzuki
William Boyd
Trigger
politicians don't count :-)

Trigger?


Does that count?

Nope.

Just to show you that I am interested in making everyone happy, here is a not-too-difficult at this time of the morning article, about the science of making chocolate.

http://home.howstuffworks.com/chocolate.htm

You can add the sex, as desired!

Phoenix!!!

Science KILLS!!!!

Macauley Culkin videotaped my family.

So, nimh, greatest actors?

I'm probably the only one who "accidentally" poked Ted Kennedy with a fork.

Details, thou with forked Kennedy.

Humphrey Bogart.

Actually twice... One alive and once stuffed

I've never really understood stuffed olives.

Stuffed twice-baked potatoes, yes.
Stuffed olives, not so much.

In order to understand, you have to give up wanting to understand...

Don't consider the concept of stuffed olives. Instead, sense the experience of its being ... you can achieve this by switching off all thought as you bite, taste and swallow...

Time will stop.

<boooooiiinngg>

Next?

Does anyone want to discuss stuffed mushrooms?