Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

I thought long and hard about how I could steer Lash away from thinking of the common penis, and figured what better way than to introduce three lowly crows.

Surely she can not work a penis into such a picture, I thought.

Again, she proves her versatility.

It's a talent.

I think it could be an Olympic event.

Geez, I can't believe I didn't think of this before! I know how to kill this thread! I'll be right back...

Got it! Heh, no one will even be able to LOOK at this thread after this...



Excellent...

<rubs hands together and waits for everyone to run screaming from the thread>

Just checking in, did I miss anything today?

Only a huge throbbing.... oh, nevermind

Oh sure, easy for you to say.

Not as easy as you think ;-)

I meant the nevermind part, silly.

Oh

Gus thought long and hard.

That's just what I was thinking.

I hope nobody loses an eye

eeeenterestink

<pulls up a chair as she spreads roasted peppers hummus on a pita bread, takes a bite, followed by a swig of IPA)

If anyone does, my number is 278-862-7638.

Are you an eye doctor?

Why, yes. Step into my office and take off your pants, you naughty boy!
New optical procedure.

<pulls the chair closer...opens another beer>

The new head of the FCC has recently announced indecency fines for CBS and several other broadcasting outlets. This thread may be targeted next and for that reason I declare it closed.


Joe(I have spoken)Nation








PS Stop tittering at the word 'head' !!!!


PPS Stop tittering at the word "Tittering'

PPPS And get your pants on, Intrepid, and Lash, stand and up and straighten your skirt.


....


Okay, put your skirt on and then straighten it out.




I want to see everyone's hands where I can see them.




No, I do not want to shake anybody's hand.

Like...who listens to you anyway?

(Well, I generally do, but that isn't important right now.)

I never knew that roasted peppers hummus went with huge throbbing ohneverminds