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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 01:24 pm
this is my Porsche 911 Carrara, it is sitting in the driveway because it needs a bath.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WQDdApEd32uPo6pwRc3LonH9gCFQUtfDHd3XZeNh44Ez!L4vp87MYctaIBAAIT7PJK3xoTHjxgHYVzcWnfb1iK3fWAWX1zH*enTbwos6lYVcw7qATyDhWuBNtrW*JdW!lzR9*6vaXyo/911rightsideviewdriveway.jpg
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 01:28 pm
Dys,
Why did I picture you in a black Porche?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 01:43 pm
my personality?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 02:14 pm
Quote:
I do know that it is not 185 mph like Lash's Impala.


Imagination is funny,
it makes a cloudy day sunny...

"There is a way for an Impala to reach 185mph", my engineering friend says, "It's quite simple."

"Oh yeah, what does it involve? Hyper-turbo carburation?"

"No." He reachs for a clipboard.

Velocity vf = V(vi2) + 2(a)(sf - si)
Drag calculation DG = (AD)(SF)(CSA)(RV 2)

"You roll it out of the back of a C-130 over the Mojave Desert on an a nearly windless day at 15,000 feet. It will be going about 190mph when it hits."

"Wow."

"Yeah." he says. "Wear your seatbelt."
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 02:19 pm
http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/03/04/saleenfront_415x281.jpg


This is my car
















[size=7]someday[/size]
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 02:22 pm
That's no car, it's a spaceship.

dys has a nice porch though.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 02:26 pm
How come no one said Dys needs a bath same as his car???
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 02:27 pm
That was your job Joe. Didn't you get the memo ?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 02:33 pm
The lady Diane is busy so neither the porsche nor the Dys gets a bath.
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lmur
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 02:36 pm
Dysproporche, innit?
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Lash
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 03:37 pm
dyslexia wrote:
this is my Porsche 911 Carrara, it is sitting in the driveway because it needs a bath.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WQDdApEd32uPo6pwRc3LonH9gCFQUtfDHd3XZeNh44Ez!L4vp87MYctaIBAAIT7PJK3xoTHjxgHYVzcWnfb1iK3fWAWX1zH*enTbwos6lYVcw7qATyDhWuBNtrW*JdW!lzR9*6vaXyo/911rightsideviewdriveway.jpg

It needs a real driver.











<tee hee>
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 03:46 pm
Lash will NEVER drive my porsche. (well, perhaps with an attitude change)
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flushd
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 03:52 pm
dys, I'll give her a bath (the car, not Lash) ifn ya let me drive. <sweet smile>
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 04:08 pm
you must be 5'5"
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 04:08 pm
or taller.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 04:09 pm
you bath the car, I'll deal with lash.
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flushd
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 04:18 pm
I'll wear lifts on my shoes and a phonebook under my arse. That really bites, mate. They need to make a car especially for short women with a passion for speed.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 04:19 pm
I did see some impalas, but that was in Zimbabwe. Those can go pretty fast too, but mostly, they just look cute.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 04:38 pm
One cute impala (but where does she end?)

http://www.wildafrica.com/wildafrica/images/098.gif

A bunch of cute impalas (but pixellated):

http://www.zoowebplus.com/images_grandes/impala4.jpg
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 26 Feb, 2006 04:53 pm
Whose driveway was the Porsche parked in, Dys? That isn't your house.


<raises eyebrows>
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