Dammit! That explains a lot!
77 pages and still going...
There was some question as to what type of crabs they were....
I would have settled for prawns.
But, no.
Crabs for the mother of the Bayou Satan.
Lash wrote:
Crabs for the mother of the Bayou Satan.
Sounds like the name of a song.
and the crabs run crazy on the sands of Santo Domingo
love that lyric
an early beau hated when I sang that in bed
ehBeth had a wicked sense of humor.
What the!!?
Alright then, line up for the punishment round.
Except Lash. She is pregahnenta. (What? Showing already?)
Who's first?
Joe
Why are there crabs running crazy across the room?
will trade one blind crab for two with no teeth.
you've got two toothless hookers?
cool
Don't mess with pinchy...
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's, I saw on the menu that you could
have an order of six, nine, or twelve Chicken McNuggets.? I asked for a
half dozen nuggets.? "We don't have a half dozen nuggets," said the
teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six,
nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets,
but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six
McNuggets.
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items, and the
lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.? I picked up
one of those dividers that they keep by the cash register and placed it
between our things, so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had
scanned all of my items, she picked up the divider, looking it all over
for the bar code, so she could scan it.? Not finding the bar code she
said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her, "I've changed
my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid
her for the things and left.? She had no clue to what had just happened!
THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly.? When I inquired as to what she was doing,
she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they kept asking for a
credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car "Do you need some help?"
I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to
this remote door unlocked.? Now I can't get into my car.
Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I
asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the
car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.
It's a long walk."
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.? One day,
she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
typing paper What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the
secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank
piece of paper, put it on the photocopier, and proceeded to make five
blank copies!
SIX
I was in a car dealership awhile ago, when a large motor home was towed
into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair,
and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister."? I
asked the manager what had happened.? He told me that the driver had set
the "cruise control" and then had gone in the back to make a sandwich.
SEVEN
My neighbor works in the Operations Department in the central office of
a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems
with their computers.? One night, he got a call from a woman in one of
the branch banks who had this question:? "I've got smoke coming from the
back of my terminal.? Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
EIGHT
Police in Radnor, PA, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander
on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.? The
message, "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
NINE
A mother called 911 very worried, asking the dispatcher if she needed to
take her kid to the emergency room.?? The kid had been eating ants.? The
dispatcher told her to give the kid some Benadryl and everything should
be fine.? The mother said, "I just gave him some ant killer."Dispatcher:? "Rush him in to Emergency!""
Life is tough.? It's tougher if you're not playing with a full deck."
hehe, shari.
Joe's about to lose his pants again. Got your camera ready, ehbeth?
I haven't eaten breakfast yet. I wonder what a crab omelette would taste like?
Better than a crap omelette
Gustav is an absentee father. This is making me crabby. which is not much different than crappy.
The baby won't eat it's way out, will it, gustav?
