Okay, I've just gotten a personal message from Al (creator of the internet) Gore, saying he is going to shut the whole damned thing down, if we do not stop this silliness, and waste of bandwidth.
Al Gore sez:
Quote: If you people don't stop, I'm taking my internet and going home.
Okay in there, I'm going to bed now and I'd better not find any more posts here when I get up in the morning or there will be trouble at breakfast.
Okay, not a peep out of the one of yahs, or I take my belt off!!
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
Joe
I have impregnated Lash with the demon seed. Soon a creature will emerge from her womb that will resemble something between a capybara, a crusty old farmer, a gothic conservative and pure evil from the depths of hell.
And it shall be called Lashenhofer.
Lashenhofer will end this thread. It will take years though. We all better stock up on snack foods in the meantime. (And booze, if that's your thing.)
<will catch breath at some future point to respond, but now, exuding best laugh of decade...neighbors are sure to complain bitterly...>
Meanwhile, stoicly rocking in ancient rocking chair, singing frightening lullabies to in vitro Lashenhofer....>
uh oh, Joe's gonna take his belt off. Last time he did that he lost his pants for days and ehbeth started selling pictures of his naked butt.
Odd, that.
There is a large Rottweiler, staring at me through the window. Of course, in order to accomplish this, it must be 5 feet tall....
[size=7]<shhhhh, very quietly go to another room so he can't see you>[/size]
But, JB. He said for me to stay perfectly still, and not to talk to reporters.
I'm a little concerned...
Well, I'm not a reporter so you're cool. What else did he say?
He said I should eat crawdad and pray to the God of the Louisiana Bayou, a diety named Ratzy.
He suggested I begin wrestling alligators. Now, he's just staring at me with his red eyes. and singing "Sister Christian".
What could this mean....?
That was my impression, as well.
You could try to feed it.
There are no virgins on hand.
On hand, she said on...
...nemmind.
I'm not going out interviewing for them.
wait! gus was talking about having a bunch of crabs, maybe those would work.
cool!
