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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 3 Aug, 2007 05:49 pm
He has LOTS of joints.


I think mantids get an extra one, for those weird folding arms.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 02:12 am
http://www.gizmowatch.com/images/mantis2.jpg

me striking a pose for a rather short brunette...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 02:13 am
Region Philbis wrote:
http://www.gizmowatch.com/images/mantis2.jpg

me striking a pose for a rather short brunette...



So ...show us how you write, go on.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 02:15 am
i shall do no such thing...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 02:20 am
Region Philbis wrote:
i shall do no such thing...



That's cos you can't isn't it, mendacious insect?

I bet yer still a grub, anyway.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 02:27 am
grubs ain't all bad...


ok, mizz wabbit.
answer me this --

how did you manage to light that ciggy without opposable thumbs?






(and please don't tell us that someone flicked yer bic...)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 03:54 am
Region Philbis wrote:
grubs ain't all bad...


ok, mizz wabbit.
answer me this --

how did you manage to light that ciggy without opposable thumbs?






(and please don't tell us that someone flicked yer bic...)


Who says I don't have opposable thumbs?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 03:59 pm
i sez.
never met a wabbit yet what had 'em.

and i've met A LOT of wabbits.
literally thousands.

are you some kinda mutant wabbit per chance?
because that would prolly explain it...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 05:20 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
i sez.
never met a wabbit yet what had 'em.

and i've met A LOT of wabbits.
literally thousands.

are you some kinda mutant wabbit per chance?
because that would prolly explain it...



I've told you before, I'm not a rabbit, but a pooka.


Sheesh.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 05:27 pm
you NEVER told me you were a pooka.

i need time to digest this information...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 05:36 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
you NEVER told me you were a pooka.

i need time to digest this information...



So did!




Read from here:


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1850513#1850513




And here:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2234914#2234914


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1858980#1858980


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1273354#1273354
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 05:45 pm
wabbit, bunny, pooka.

not a thumb in the bunch...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 06:01 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
wabbit, bunny, pooka.

not a thumb in the bunch...



Ninetheless, there they are
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 06:41 pm
What's this then?

http://www.longleat.co.uk/news/images/bugs.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Aug, 2007 07:17 pm
patiodog wrote:
What's this then?

http://www.longleat.co.uk/news/images/bugs.jpg


Thumbs.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 5 Aug, 2007 03:59 pm
http://www.ninjasquid.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/zorak.gif

using my thumbs to repeatedly
cold-cock that jerk Space Ghost
with a folding chair
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 5 Aug, 2007 07:09 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
http://www.ninjasquid.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/zorak.gif

using my thumbs to repeatedly
cold-cock that jerk Space Ghost
with a folding chair



That's not you.


You have normal mantis...er.......thingies.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2007 10:22 am
it is me...




why on earth would i lie to a pooka?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2007 10:25 am
Region Philbis wrote:
it is me...




why on earth would i lie to a pooka?



The Scorpion and the Frog
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.

The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.

Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"

"Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.

"Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"

"This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"

"Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.

"Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"

So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2007 10:35 am
the pooka wrote:
The Scorpion and the Frog
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change.


that's as far as i got.
maybe i'll finish it later...
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