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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 6 Aug, 2007 06:43 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
the pooka wrote:
The Scorpion and the Frog
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change.


that's as far as i got.
maybe i'll finish it later...



You better.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 10:12 am
or... what?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 03:18 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
or... what?


It will stimulate your puny brain and make you a better insect.


And I just MIGHT tell Jespah on you.



I know what you did last Summer.....
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 03:37 pm
pooka wrote:

It will stimulate your puny brain and make you a better insect.

i'd rather it stimulate my, er, appendage...

Quote:
And I just MIGHT tell Jespah on you.

that strategy has proven to be ineffective...

Quote:
I know what you did last Summer.....

big deal -- i do that every summer...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 03:41 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
pooka wrote:

It will stimulate your puny brain and make you a better insect.

i'd rather it stimulate my, er, appendage...

Quote:
And I just MIGHT tell Jespah on you.

that strategy has proven to be ineffective...

Quote:
I know what you did last Summer.....

big deal -- i do that every summer...




That you would rather it stimulate whatever you bugs call a penis is evidence that your brain needs stimulation more.



Are you sure Jespah knows about LAST Summer?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 03:52 pm
pooka wrote:
bugs


http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/misc/cartoon/anibugs.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 7 Aug, 2007 04:44 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
pooka wrote:
bugs


http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/misc/cartoon/anibugs.gif


Trying to change the subject?


Yer panicking, ain't ya bug!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 8 Aug, 2007 11:02 am
us bugs, we never panic.
we are cold-blooded killers, soldiers of the Insectile Apocalypse (if you will)...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 8 Aug, 2007 02:55 pm
I wrote:
.
http://www.snakeworld.com/pictures/greenvinesnake2001e.jpg

i've decided to have a staring contest with a green vine snake...


ok, i have been challenged by a Kirindy.

on your marks...
get readeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

GO!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 8 Aug, 2007 02:55 pm
http://images.wildmadagascar.org/pictures/kirindy/P_madagascariensis_kochi_0.JPG
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Aug, 2007 03:46 pm
You and your staring contests!



That's just a wee babby, and you GOT NO LIDS!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 8 Aug, 2007 03:49 pm
http://deslab.mit.edu/DesignLab/people/zorak2.gif

(note lids)





what's a babby?
are you using Omsig's new spelling technique?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Aug, 2007 04:06 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
http://deslab.mit.edu/DesignLab/people/zorak2.gif

(note lids)





what's a babby?
are you using Omsig's new spelling technique?



That drawing is inaccurate.



No...that would be "baybee".
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 8 Aug, 2007 04:18 pm
i'll get back to you after i soundly defeat this young punk what thinks he's good at starin' (cos he ain't)...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 9 Aug, 2007 03:51 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
i'll get back to you after i soundly defeat this young punk what thinks he's good at starin' (cos he ain't)...



You already lost.


You had to look away to read my post.


Give the kid his trophy.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Thu 9 Aug, 2007 03:58 pm
That kirindy was kiridnapped. Posted peacefully on one thread. Now forced into a staring match with that bug thing.

Is nothing sacred.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 9 Aug, 2007 04:01 pm
Roberta wrote:
That kirindy was kiridnapped. Posted peacefully on one thread. Now forced into a staring match with that bug thing.

Is nothing sacred.



Only food, to bugs. And passing on the genes.


Bugs are buggers when it comes to the higher feelings.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 9 Aug, 2007 04:12 pm
we're still going at it, no thanks to pooka or 'boida.

gotta give the lizard his due -- he's one tought little SOB...

Quote:
You already lost.


You had to look away to read my post.

don't you think i thought of that ahead of time??
before we began, i had propped him up right on top of the monitor (he rather likes the warmth up there)...

Quote:
Is nothing sacred.

nothing on this thread is sacred...

now if you'll 'scuse me, i have a starin' contest to win...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 9 Aug, 2007 04:16 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
we're still going at it, no thanks to pooka or 'boida.

gotta give the lizard his due -- he's one tought little SOB...

Quote:
You already lost.


You had to look away to read my post.

don't you think i thought of that ahead of time??
before we began, i had propped him up right on top of the monitor (he rather likes the warmth up there)...

Quote:
Is nothing sacred.

nothing on this thread is sacred...

now if you'll 'scuse me, i have a starin' contest to win...



Nonsense.


On top of the monitor still means you had to look away to read.

Staring contests are full bore gaze, right into each other's eyeballs.






Give him his trophy.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 9 Aug, 2007 04:29 pm
Quote:
Give him his trophy.

it's not that kinda contest...
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