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Do i have the power to end a thread? ^^

 
 
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2007 06:04 pm
It's the moss, Boss, throws me for a loss. It's gotten a foothold on my medula oblongata and is now spreading into the lobal regions. I'd rather a drink in front of me than get a frontal lobotomy. Whatever. Peace out.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2007 06:09 pm
http://www.onlinewholesaleflowers.com/sheet%20moss.jpg
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 03:30 am
What? Are you recomending grass, Patio?

BTW, that last post of mine should've read 'I'd rather a bottle in front of me than get a frontal lobtomy.' But it was getting pretty late last night and the grey cells were apparently misfiring.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 05:32 am
patiodog wrote:
I'm taking a year "off" to do a master's and work in an emergency clinic. Prolly doesn't sound like it, but it's a nice change, and give me clinical and research experience I need.

Then it's a year of clinics, during which I'll be begging for the opportunity to doze off in lecture six hours a day.



Are you, like, doing a normal vet course, or are you doing some super duper vet thing?

Merry Andrew wrote:
What? Are you recomending grass, Patio?

BTW, that last post of mine should've read 'I'd rather a bottle in front of me than get a frontal lobtomy.' But it was getting pretty late last night and the grey cells were apparently misfiring.


Dogs think grass fixes everything.








Once upon a time, some doctors thought a frontal lobotomy would fix many things.







I'd rather, frankly, have some grass in front of me....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 06:03 am
HappyAndy wrote:
BTW, that last post of mine should've read 'I'd rather a bottle in front of me than get a frontal lobtomy.' But it was getting pretty late last night and the grey cells were apparently misfiring.


I knew something was amiss and I couldn't quite place my finger on it. And I already know the joke. Doesn't speak well to my own mental capacity.

Quote:
Are you, like, doing a normal vet course, or are you doing some super duper vet thing?


Somewhere in between, I suppose. I'm working with an orthopedic surgeon trying to figure out why dogs get ruptured cranial (anterior) cruciate ligaments. It's all done with clinical samples, there are no experimental critters.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 06:59 am
patiodog wrote:


Somewhere in between, I suppose. I'm working with an orthopedic surgeon trying to figure out why dogs get ruptured cranial (anterior) cruciate ligaments. It's all done with clinical samples, there are no experimental critters.



So, what will you be doing when you have finished course work and practicum?


And the research?



Will you be sticking thermometers up animals' bums, or research, or both?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 10:24 am
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:


Somewhere in between, I suppose. I'm working with an orthopedic surgeon trying to figure out why dogs get ruptured cranial (anterior) cruciate ligaments. It's all done with clinical samples, there are no experimental critters.



So, what will you be doing when you have finished course work and practicum?


And the research?



Will you be sticking thermometers up animals' bums, or research, or both?

what is this, a press conference?



ok, i'll play along too...
p-dawg wrote:
ruptured cranial (anterior) cruciate ligaments

would that be the kneeal area, or the keppella?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 11:11 am
Kneeal.

Thermometers.

Maybe pursue specialty (e.g., internship, residency, et al.). Maybe not.

Maybe research in future, in clinical setting.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 11:40 am
one more question, if i may...

what are your views on hip dysplasia?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 11:58 am
Views?

Is there a controversy?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 12:14 pm
ya dang skippy there is, hippie...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 02:32 pm
Regarding....

...breeding? Diagnosis? Treatment? Prognosis? Medical management? When surgery is or is not warranted? Pathogenesis?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 02:33 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:


Somewhere in between, I suppose. I'm working with an orthopedic surgeon trying to figure out why dogs get ruptured cranial (anterior) cruciate ligaments. It's all done with clinical samples, there are no experimental critters.



So, what will you be doing when you have finished course work and practicum?


And the research?



Will you be sticking thermometers up animals' bums, or research, or both?

what is this, a press conference?




You got a problem with that, you pied goggle eyed pooch?


Huh?



You got a problem?



Have you?




Huh?





You wanna make something of it?


You got the gonads to take me on?



Huh?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 03:25 pm
What the hell have I walked into here?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 03:26 pm
Dunno, but you might want to hose off your shoes when you get home.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2007 03:35 pm
patiodog wrote:
Dunno, but you might want to hose off your shoes when you get home.



Why do you think he's wearing shoes?



I've always thought of him as a barefoot kind of a guy.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2007 11:52 am
d-wabbit wrote:
woof wrote:
d-wabbit wrote:
p-dog wrote:


Somewhere in between, I suppose. I'm working with an orthopedic surgeon trying to figure out why dogs get ruptured cranial (anterior) cruciate ligaments. It's all done with clinical samples, there are no experimental critters.



So, what will you be doing when you have finished course work and practicum?


And the research?



Will you be sticking thermometers up animals' bums, or research, or both?

what is this, a press conference?




You got a problem with that, you pied goggle eyed pooch?


Huh?



You got a problem?



Have you?




Huh?





You wanna make something of it?


You got the gonads to take me on?



Huh?


i hereby nominate this rejoinder for overreation of the year...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2007 11:59 am
Is this thread over yet?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2007 01:14 pm
over the hills and far away...
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Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2007 02:21 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
Is this thread over yet?


You wish.
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