Can berating other members be bad for A2k?

Since this is so OT as to be into the realm of anti-humor, could I kindly have some interesting suggestions for dinner that would not take took long to make and still be very healthy?

tofu & egg beaters

Alright good point made chai, I will use this forum as a tool to better my writing and you all as a tool to help me learn. ^^ Hopefully, you dont take any offense in being called a tool for learning

What's with the arrows pointing up, crayon? Are there particular posts you want us to re-read.

<the arrows pointing up usually mean the poster is referencing something posted earlier - not sure what you're doing there>

Good deal crayon...



Bill, did you see where he called you a tool?

Yeah, I was wondering about the ^^ myself. I just thought I wasn't cool or something.

Okay:

Lesson 1: In first sentence, use "improve" instead of "better."

Lesson 2: "Tool" in many circles is an as*-kisser suck-up that will do anything for the boss. You called us that.

ie: "I don't want to clean the office bathroom this week." "I know, lets get Crayon to do it, he's such a tool. He'll do it every week from now on if the boss says if the boss snaps his fingers."

Crayon = called someone a tool on his very own berating thread.

= black eye = hurt = bad. Therefore Crayon = Bad.

How do you plan to redeem yourself?

Oh, and you are welcome for the first 2 installments of English lessons. You can send $19.95 to extramedium.co, and I'll send you a weekly lesson.

ok, great, now you had me check out whether there was a www.extramedium.com . there is. lame, lame, lame flash intro - but with some kick-ass drum 'n' bass behind it (turn up the sooooouuuund!)

Another example of using "tool" in a sentence...

God extra medium you are such a freaking tool, you're almost as much of a tool as Bill. (bonus points for using twice.



ok ok ok....does anyone ever go on urbandictionary? Ilove their definitions for shitload, and using the word in a sentence. My favorite is the one about the midgets.

1. shitload
more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.

2. shitload
meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole ******* bunch

Holy **** man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.

3. shitload

The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.
Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.

4. shitload
it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.
dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

5. shitload
approximately equal to the number of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus of an atomthere are a shitload of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus.
There are 2 shitloads of electrons between the 6d orbital and the nucleus

hahahahaha.

I always thought this one was interesting:

Smartass

Dumbass

Ass.

Would you rather be a smartass, dumbass, jackass, or just plain ass?

Thinking......

I'd rather be Dumas.

Chai


If you don't stop being clever, I will nominate you for the banned clique---so watch it!

BBB

Life is all about ass;
you're either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one

I never thought about that.

Panzade has emerged as a great philosopher.

Life = ass

Yes, I've always bean a life ass.

Dys-- the smart ass variety.


(Which is heads and tails above the Dumas.)

A Dumas in the hand is worth two hands on a dumb ass.

Je ne comprhend pas ?

Okay. I will refer to you people as educators that I shall take advantage of ? Better than referring to 'yous' as tools. I as actually at a loss for words then, but now how about I refer to the forum as a tool and you 'wise' 'wise' people as the application for tools? Am I just rambling, or does this make sense?

You're rambling.

wasn't that one of your Boy Scout merit badges?