Anal Sex

DrewDad wrote:

From the original post, it sounds like masturbation would be your best bet for screwing an a$$hole....

0 Replies

OH MY GOD....
You are deluded enough to expect anal sex from a woman you won't go down on?!

Good luck, buddy. Laughing

0 Replies

I thought this thread got locked... someone must have run to the store for more KY....

0 Replies

Antonio2003 wrote:

PS. Homosexuals should be hanged by their nuts.

Don't you mean sodomites?

0 Replies

Sodomites? Aren't they those little briquette things that one uses in the barbecue?

0 Replies

Lord Ellpus wrote:

Sodomites? Aren't they those little briquette things that one uses in the barbecue?

I thought those were crikeys.

0 Replies

DrewDad wrote:

Lord Ellpus wrote:
Sodomites? Aren't they those little briquette things that one uses in the barbecue?

I thought those were crikeys.

Crikeys are Australian sausages.

0 Replies

Getting drilled just sounds so unpleasant.

0 Replies

Chai Tea wrote:

Getting drilled just sounds so unpleasant.

Agreed.

How do you feel about...um...getting "Explored"?

Sort of like the work they do prior to actually drilling...

0 Replies

flushd wrote:

OH MY GOD....
You are deluded enough to expect anal sex from a woman you won't go down on?!

Good luck, buddy.

hey, its called negotiation.

0 Replies

Questioner wrote:

DrewDad wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Sodomites? Aren't they those little briquette things that one uses in the barbecue?

I thought those were crikeys.

Crikeys are Australian sausages.

Are Sodomites the same as Vegemites ?

Can you make a sandwich with sodomites and toast ?

0 Replies

Re: Anal Sex

Antonio2003 wrote:

i want to have anal sex with my gf butshe doesn't let me.

somehow the "butshe" typo seems quite appropriate here.

"Hey, meet my girlfriend: 'Buttshe.'"

Maybe you'd have better luck with that very happy lad: "Butthe"?

Twisted Evil

0 Replies

Foxy1983 wrote:

Look, speaking as a woman, - - - if your partner is dead against anal sex, then don't push the subject. I bet if she asked you to give some other dude head for her sexual pleasure you'd have something to say about it....
.

Heh. Or maybe the gf could strap on a dildo and they could take turns doing one another. From the sounds of things, I think he might enjoy that...

0 Replies

extra medium wrote:

Heh. Or maybe the gf could strap on a dildo and they could take turns doing one another. From the sounds of things, I think he might enjoy that...

Hey who needs strap ons anymore....

feeldoe

Maybe you could pick her up one of those.......

0 Replies

lol.

If he picks her up one of those, she won't need him anymore... Twisted Evil

0 Replies

Lets hope not! I mean.....

0 Replies

Bella Dea wrote:

I don't think it's astounding at all. There is nothing wrong with anal sex. If you enjoy it and your partner enjoys it, great.

Correct me if I am wrong but, glancing through the posts, so far not a single woman has admitted to enjoying anal sex.

0 Replies

LionTamerX wrote:

Are Sodomites the same as Vegemites ?

Can you make a sandwich with sodomites and toast ?

that would taste like ****.

0 Replies

blueveinedthrobber wrote:

LionTamerX wrote:
Are Sodomites the same as Vegemites ?

Can you make a sandwich with sodomites and toast ?

that would taste like ****.

Mmmmm....crunchy poo!

0 Replies

Roxxxanne wrote:

Bella Dea wrote:
I don't think it's astounding at all. There is nothing wrong with anal sex. If you enjoy it and your partner enjoys it, great.

Correct me if I am wrong but, glancing through the posts, so far not a single woman has admitted to enjoying anal sex.

Funny.

Do women like, despise other women who enjoy anal sex?

Peer pressure not to enjoy anal sex? We must do something about this.

Come on women! Be proud of your individuality. Don't follow the crowd. Admit that you love anal sex. Start a whole new trend! Cool

0 Replies

Related Topics

Quick Links

My Account

able2know