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Reply Tue 31 Jan, 2006 07:37 pm
DrewDad wrote:
From the original post, it sounds like masturbation would be your best bet for screwing an a$$hole....
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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flushd
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 02:35 am
OH MY GOD....
You are deluded enough to expect anal sex from a woman you won't go down on?!

Good luck, buddy. Laughing Laughing
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 05:47 am
I thought this thread got locked... someone must have run to the store for more KY....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 08:41 am
Antonio2003 wrote:
PS. Homosexuals should be hanged by their nuts.

Don't you mean sodomites?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 08:42 am
Sodomites? Aren't they those little briquette things that one uses in the barbecue?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 08:55 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Sodomites? Aren't they those little briquette things that one uses in the barbecue?

I thought those were crikeys.
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Questioner
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 09:56 am
DrewDad wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Sodomites? Aren't they those little briquette things that one uses in the barbecue?

I thought those were crikeys.


Crikeys are Australian sausages.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 07:02 pm
Getting drilled just sounds so unpleasant.
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 10:45 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
Getting drilled just sounds so unpleasant.


Agreed.

How do you feel about...um...getting "Explored"?

Sort of like the work they do prior to actually drilling...
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 10:47 pm
flushd wrote:
OH MY GOD....
You are deluded enough to expect anal sex from a woman you won't go down on?!

Good luck, buddy. Laughing Laughing


hey, its called negotiation.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 10:50 pm
Questioner wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Sodomites? Aren't they those little briquette things that one uses in the barbecue?

I thought those were crikeys.


Crikeys are Australian sausages.


Are Sodomites the same as Vegemites ?

Can you make a sandwich with sodomites and toast ?
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 10:50 pm
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Antonio2003 wrote:
i want to have anal sex with my gf butshe doesn't let me.


somehow the "butshe" typo seems quite appropriate here.

"Hey, meet my girlfriend: 'Buttshe.'"

Maybe you'd have better luck with that very happy lad: "Butthe"?

Twisted Evil
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 10:54 pm
Foxy1983 wrote:
Look, speaking as a woman, - - - if your partner is dead against anal sex, then don't push the subject. I bet if she asked you to give some other dude head for her sexual pleasure you'd have something to say about it....
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Heh. Or maybe the gf could strap on a dildo and they could take turns doing one another. From the sounds of things, I think he might enjoy that...
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InTraNsiTiOn
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 11:37 pm
extra medium wrote:
Heh. Or maybe the gf could strap on a dildo and they could take turns doing one another. From the sounds of things, I think he might enjoy that...


Hey who needs strap ons anymore....

feeldoe

Maybe you could pick her up one of those.......
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 11:42 pm
lol.

If he picks her up one of those, she won't need him anymore... Twisted Evil
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InTraNsiTiOn
 
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Reply Wed 1 Feb, 2006 11:45 pm
Lets hope not! I mean.....
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Roxxxanne
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 08:50 am
Bella Dea wrote:
I don't think it's astounding at all. There is nothing wrong with anal sex. If you enjoy it and your partner enjoys it, great.



Correct me if I am wrong but, glancing through the posts, so far not a single woman has admitted to enjoying anal sex.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:02 am
LionTamerX wrote:
Are Sodomites the same as Vegemites ?

Can you make a sandwich with sodomites and toast ?


that would taste like ****.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:07 am
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
LionTamerX wrote:
Are Sodomites the same as Vegemites ?

Can you make a sandwich with sodomites and toast ?


that would taste like ****.


Mmmmm....crunchy poo!
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Reply Thu 2 Feb, 2006 09:41 am
Roxxxanne wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
I don't think it's astounding at all. There is nothing wrong with anal sex. If you enjoy it and your partner enjoys it, great.



Correct me if I am wrong but, glancing through the posts, so far not a single woman has admitted to enjoying anal sex.


Funny.

Do women like, despise other women who enjoy anal sex?

Peer pressure not to enjoy anal sex? We must do something about this.

Come on women! Be proud of your individuality. Don't follow the crowd. Admit that you love anal sex. Start a whole new trend! Cool
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