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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:00 pm
i want to have anal sex with my gf butshe doesn't let me. she says it hurts.
moreover, she says its not normal.
wanted to know what percentage of women do it and enjoy it?
i have never had it and i think must be great cuz its much tighter. Am I a pervert?
do you gals like it too?
sometimesi think i should go to a prostitute and pay for it, but i think its not moral.
any way wanna experience it at least once.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:03 pm
yeppers, definitly go to a prostitute, preferably a male prostitute.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:12 pm
It doesn't matter what percentage of women enjoy it -- your girlfriend doesn't.

If it's that important to you that you would go to a prostitute your girlfriend deserves to know.

So she can find a new boyfriend.

Why don't you let her jam a dildo up your ass? It's supposed to be better for men -- something about the prostate gland.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:15 pm
boom... you've been hurt haven't you?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:18 pm
Total agreement with boomer.

Say you find out that 50% of women like it. Then what? Say "Hey, I went on this message board and 50% of the women there said they like it, so roll over..."

All that matters in your particular situation is what SHE thinks.

Unless you're looking to get your jollies. dys and bvt may help you along, but maybe not in the way you had in mind...
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:28 pm
Quote:
boom... you've been hurt haven't you?


People have been know to say "What a complete asshole!" about me but until now I've never thought it might be a complement.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:29 pm
O man. They don't even give you the same amount of **** than letters.

Now everyone will think people call me a shirt when they really call me an askhole.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:30 pm
What!

Now we can't say shirt?

Testing....

I bought a new shirt today.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:32 pm
boomerang wrote:
It doesn't matter what percentage of women enjoy it -- your girlfriend doesn't.

If it's that important to you that you would go to a prostitute your girlfriend deserves to know.

So she can find a new boyfriend.

Why don't you let her jam a dildo up your ass? It's supposed to be better for men -- something about the prostate gland.
Yea, It matters how else are you going to get a bunch of women to talk about anal sex to you.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:33 pm
do you think my shirt is sexy?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:34 pm
You're too sexy for your shirt.
So sexy it hurts.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:40 pm
Shirtwit!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 06:41 pm
Oh! Amigo, you could be right.

He came to the wrong place, didn't he baby?

(Pun intended.)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 08:51 pm
I hear a fi-fi works

some say it feels like the real thing.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 09:00 pm
Re: Anal Sex
Antonio2003 wrote:
i want to have anal sex with my gf butshe doesn't let me. she says it hurts.


Hurts? Oh Come ON! What a baby she's being! ****, it can't be any worse than childbirth, can it!? Tell her to just stop bitching, roll over, spread the cheeks and quit being such a lightweight.

And to make you a sandwich afterwards too, dammit.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 27 Jan, 2006 09:00 pm
and some pie
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Antonio2003
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 02:43 pm
hi
It seems that there are some people around who get sandwiches and pies out of their gf's ass and some who give these stuff to their bfs. Well if that's your choice then enjoy it.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 02:50 pm
I wish I had that vomiting emoticon that some people have. <insert puking smiley here>
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 02:57 pm
how about this?

http://www.lovinglinks.com/forums/images/avatars/customs/VOMIT.gif
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jan, 2006 03:03 pm
thank you Region! That captures my feelings perfectly and succinctly. I need that emblazoned on a t-shirt for everyday use too.
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