Hide his embarrassment at what Try and Kiwi Chick were doing round the dance pole on the stage, while the crowd roared on encouragement Kiwi Chick removed her
boots as they made her taller than Try and he was looking a bit bewildered as the other women were screaming at him to take his gear.......
And get the heck off the friggin stage as he was lowering the tone of the place. Seemingly unperturbed by the heckling he collected his discarded clothing, including
Kiwi and carted her back to the table where the others were dying with laughter at poor Try's failed attempt at....
Completing all sixty-nine positions of the Kama Sutra. However, the first sixty-eight went well, much to the delight of
the girls, armed with their handy cams and digital cameras, by then Shari finaly climbed out from under the table with her.....
teeth in her pocket and some poor fellow's 'whatsit' in her mouth. "Hey", she yelled out to the room, 'what do you all call THIS thang in this here country?" and she pointed to
Drink still firmly clutched in her hand, as she explained
then shouted at the bar man "Drink, Drink where's me Drink"....
This episode was misheard by the assembled company as ?'DINK', which as we all know stands for; DINKs Have Double Incomes and No Kids. This clever acronym appeared to have confused the poor barman who brought over
some poor drunken old soul named....
Try again as he might he could not loosen the barman's grip, as he protested his innocents, which appeared to work, as one of the girls took pity on the poor demented wretch and tenderly took him
(Gotta go. Thank you all for a great time)
Tryagain wrote:(Gotta go. Thank you all for a great time)
lol you are welcome catch up with you later
I don't know if it was the cleaner kicking me to check if I was dead, or her screams of disappointment when I moved, that finally woke me up. In any event it seemed to matter little when I found the girls had accepted an invitation to visit the notorious Playdude Estate, where
Colin Farrell will be appearing, to meet and greet Kiwi, while his minders will look after Kiwi's buddies.....
Shari and Mame...Butterfly was still at the bar. Trying to get the newly married bartenders digits!! Anyway, Colins minders were none other than Orlando Bloom for Shari and .......
I felt somewhat guilty in being the one to give Kiwi Chick a reality check by pointing out his birth name is ?'Michael Farrell Nolin' a paddy from paddyland and the only reason he would want her out of her latex outfit was to wear it himself... I thought she took the obvious disappointment very well, or so I was told when I recovered consciousness sufficiently to remember that;
In 1998 Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom, broke his back in a three storey fall, and it was briefly feared that he would never walk again. He had steel plates inserted into his backbone to support it, which have since been removed, except for a single screw. (From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.)
So, it's official OJBB has just one good screw in him! Leaving Shari and Mame to duke it out, I made my move on
Try made his move on the sexy little hula girl, shaking her thang...where ever we are now...does anyone know where we are?
"does anyone know where we are?"
Do keep up with the programme girl. If you fall behind, ask Kiwi Chick she has been here before.
"the girls had accepted an invitation to visit the notorious Playdude Estate"
The butler opened the great oak door with the words
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